National beat the beaner captains ass day

Beat the shit out of the Mexican team captain on your wrestling team

Hey did you hear what day it is?
Yeah it’s national beat the beaner captains day!
National beat the beaner captains ass day is a national holiday where you beat him up

by Toesforthebros February 2, 2021

National Slap your husband day

On November 28th it’s National Slap your husband day!!

Husband: Hey babe
Wife: *Slaps husband*
Husband: Ow! what was that for!?
Wife: Today’s National Slap your husband day!

by Flowers are... beautiful February 2, 2021

National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day

February 12

Person 1: Babe do you know what day it is?
Person 2: Omg it’s feb 12 isn’t it?!
Person 1: Yeah it’s National Füćk Your Boyfriend Day :)

by ibeslangin February 2, 2021

Henry Nation

Czechoslovakian slang for "A man who is rarely funny"

ty jsi takový Henry Nation

by ShmanderMander February 7, 2021

National give your girl your sweatshirt day

Feb 8th is give your girlfriend your hoodie day! It will make her so so happy and she will love you forever. Pro tip: Make it smell like you;)

Max: Bella here’s my hoodie because it’s National give your girl your sweatshirt day!

Bella: Aw, it smells so good. Ur the best:))

by B.briggs February 7, 2021

National fart on a gingers face day

February 10th: A official holiday where you can fart on any gingers face doesn’t matter which one

Jack: yo what day is it today ?
Zues: bro it’s February 10th national fart on a gingers face day

Jack: BROOO LETS GET THE GANG LETS FIND THESE GINGERS !

by Super unicorn 21 February 9, 2021

National rail your boyfriend day

on February 12th. guess what its national rail your boyfriend day- you boys better be careful LMAO aha

Hey dude i heard its national rail your boyfriend day good luck homie

by Lucas's Meaning February 12, 2021