Pants-Off Friend

A person who's company you enjoy while also being able to engage in a healthy, non-committal sexual relationship

Adam is a confirmed bachelor. He has many friends. Many are Pants-On. However, from time to time he does have Pants-Off Friend.

by bachelorlife June 14, 2017

Jonkin' Off

One's act of masturbation.

Man, I love Jonkin' Off.

by Jonkin Jonk June 15, 2017

mexican roll-off

When you have two people equally good at rolling, and neither potential roller wants too.

Spam: "Do y'all wanna roll?"

Jomesly and idabeth "Nah we good."

All : " I guess we got ourselves a Mexican roll-off"

by City fuck June 18, 2017

Derking Off

One who chooses to sit out of certain mainly activities to partake in, what would be seen as the "you have no balls" option when comparing to friends.

Examples:

-You didn't go hunting because you decided to watch football on Saturday and send texts to a group chat about men who tackle other men while wearing tights which seemed overly orgasmic.

-You opted out of hanging out with the guys to FaceTime your wife.

-While the guys are hanging out you are facetiming with your wife.

-You didn't go hunting because it's too windy
or raining out.

-You would rather go to an auction and buy someone else's junk with the wife than go deer hunting.

-you don't respond to a text all day because your with the wife.

You didn't go out hunting today because you were derking off.

by Hamm and cheese October 31, 2017

off your nips

To be drunk beyond comprehension

Are you getting off your nips tonight?

Martin was so off his nips he pissed the bed last night.

by Angry Adele October 31, 2017

Off

Euphemism referring to one's bum.

When she said "Fuck off", she really wanted to get buttfucked.

by A good dictionary October 31, 2017

Off The Mold

You don’t care. You are on whateverer.

Dude last night was so crazy. We were off the mold.

by CatfishBilly11 November 3, 2017