Bag of dicks

A human who enjoys being hungover and passion is sleeping on couches. They think the highest score wins at golf (always shooting over a 100), thinks they are great at Mario Cart but are afraid to set it up in fear of losing there spot on the couch and coming in last place.

That bag of dicks said he doesn’t want to play darts because he is going to set up Mario Cart, but when you come back inside he hasn’t moved off the couch he currently believes he owns.

by Yourboilet May 28, 2022

Douche bag sleeve

The compression sleeve a baseball player wears. A true sign that you are in fact a douche bag.

Jeff: Did you see Chase's new douche bag sleeve?
Caleb: Yeah, it's camo bro
Jeff: You just know that he is a douche

by Baseball_17 January 27, 2015

Slow Bag

a person(usually a male) who is being slow and stupid

“vins_fire is a slow bag”

by roguemystical October 21, 2020

douche bag

a french bag of shit you put on the porch of your uncles distant relative and set alight.

I stepped on a douche bag while throwing a nude photo at my ex

by dmurex May 23, 2022

v bag

V bag is a term used when you would want to use every swear/insult possible to describe people that think with their pants and not their head

#1: yeah me and my girl split up

#2: What why you two wee so good together

#1: She turned out to be a V bag.

#2: man tough break

by the suckmeister April 18, 2010

Bag gone flu

When the party is over and you wake up sick, broke, with nothing left until payday and jones or become irritable.

Don't mind Bob, He's got the bag gone flu.

by Chief Floppydisk August 15, 2015

shag or bag

To have sexual relations for one time or to make one ones own

"X for shag or bag"

by Lexifyy July 1, 2017