Albino Butt Rag

The used waxing strips of a bleached asshole.

"Hey Johnny, throw out those Albino Butt Rags will ya?"

by BallsMcBig June 13, 2016

Butt-Self-Management

A term that describes the awareness and management of ones own butt.

male Homo sapiens: "... Wow. Do you discretely inspect my butt completely concealed?"
female Homo sapiens: "Maybe, maybe no... you will never know, unless you pay close attention"
male Homo sapiens: "Damn... I gotta step up my Butt-Self-Management game..."

by Humid Snabel April 15, 2016

butt follow

When you accidentally follow, or request to follow, someone on Instagram while your phone is in your pocket.

"(______) accepted your request to follow"
What the fuck...I must've butt followed them.

by The Fernasty April 16, 2016

butt of sugar

A Womans ass that tastes like powdered sugar.

Dawn Patterson-Means ass tastes so delicious, she has a butt of sugar.

by Daxnix April 21, 2016

Smarky Butt

Irritable Smart Ass

Combo of Smart-Alec and Snarky

When John was channel surfing and would not give up control of the remote, he was a Smarky Butt.

by CaliforniaBrilliantBlonde April 26, 2016

Butt scooting

"When a K9 wipes their anus on the carpet in a rapid motion to relieve an itch"

When someone "drags their ass" as in taking a long time to complete a task, also known as "milking it".

Jesus, you are really butt scooting today aren't you???

by Superrod29 April 26, 2016

butt foul

When one tries to enter another's pooper, but does not succeed.

Eric temporarily woke from a dream, announced there had been a butt foul, a huge butt foul, then immediately went back to sleep

by anhelbaby785 April 26, 2016