One girlitus

When a person falls in love with a girl and thinks she is the only one for him/her.

"Wow, Robert has a horrible case of one girlitus! ""Yea, he needs to remember that girls aren't special but just warm wet holed to dump your sperm in"

by IHaveOneGirlitus April 24, 2018

One Thousand-Eleventy-One

A sexual maneuver where a man and woman are partaking in casual missionary sex, and another man is anally penetrating the man that is currently in the missionary position. A second female then mounts the face of the first female, and gets cunnilingus performed on her.

“Bro, did you see that porno where they one thousand-eleventy-oned? It was epic.”

by Krispy Bizkut May 30, 2018

One hell of a butler

The catchphrase of one of the most majestic anime hotties evah~
♤Sebasuchan Mikaerisu♤

You see, I'm simply one hell of a butler.

by YumikuriIzCannonMadaFuka April 28, 2018

Mystery Unknown One

Mystery Unknown One, it's a term used for people disguised as an unknown one, and are a mystery for people. It's also used to tag people who never talk about their selves. It's also a name for a Tf2 Server Community's Admin; The name of the community is AoDRP, he gets bullied by spamming Tatsumaki's Rep commands.

???: *walks through the city*
People: Oh, he is mysterious.....
Dick Skinner: Nah he is just Mystery, an AoDRP Admin. His name is Mystery Unknown One, a good admin tbh.

by JustFabby May 12, 2018

take one of the captain

1. Taking a picture of your dick or asking someone else to. Often said or requested when someone is already taking a picture.

2. Snapping a dick pic

1. She's so thirsty , I'm gonna take one of the captain .

2. Boyfriend: hey, I'm gonna send you some selfies tonight.

Girlfriend: don't forget to take one of the Captain Too ;)

Boyfriend: Only if you send me some too

Girlfriend: Deal!

by PlasmaPony June 8, 2018

one eyed snake

Dick! Large Johnson! Huge hose!

Harley eats one eyed snakes for breakfast!

by HomelessWizzard August 7, 2022

I'll give you that one

A phrase commonly used by homeless Sri Lankan baboon men to show that they need to participate in the sexual art of foreplay to introduce the commencement into sexual intercourse.

Hannah: So are you gonna start or what?
Kavin: Easy there, I'll give you that one first.

by Pidgeon-Sloth August 10, 2022