a boy in seventh grade in texas named Gray Ballweg. he decided to ask his girlfriend for n00des and then she said no so he dumped her. THAT'S WHAT DOUCHEBAGS DO!
by ratcumonmyface April 1, 2020
Get the douche bagmug. by slaur Bag April 11, 2015
Get the Slaur Bagmug. can be used interchangeably in a variety of circumstances, usually as a proclamation or exclamation of excitement at witnessing something of value or quality.
May also be used when when experiencing pain (physical or emotional), anger, intoxication, or being under the influence of drugs.
May also be used when when experiencing pain (physical or emotional), anger, intoxication, or being under the influence of drugs.
1) Upon seeing an attractive woman:
" Damn yo, her bag is ripped!"
2) upon injuring ones self:
Person a) " hey man are you ok?"
Person b) *in agony* " Nah man my bag is ripped!"
Variation- Upon seeing someone else in pain, i.e if one were to biff it on a skateboard:
"Ah man did you see that dude get his bag ripped?!"
(Particularly applicable when a crotch shot is witnessed)
3) upon experiencing anger:
person a) " I am gonna kill that dude..."
person b) " come-on man, calm down, don't get your bag all ripped..."
4) upon intoxicaion:
person a) " man how much did you drink?"
person b) "I dunno man, but my bag is RIPPED!"
" Damn yo, her bag is ripped!"
2) upon injuring ones self:
Person a) " hey man are you ok?"
Person b) *in agony* " Nah man my bag is ripped!"
Variation- Upon seeing someone else in pain, i.e if one were to biff it on a skateboard:
"Ah man did you see that dude get his bag ripped?!"
(Particularly applicable when a crotch shot is witnessed)
3) upon experiencing anger:
person a) " I am gonna kill that dude..."
person b) " come-on man, calm down, don't get your bag all ripped..."
4) upon intoxicaion:
person a) " man how much did you drink?"
person b) "I dunno man, but my bag is RIPPED!"
by Clint B. December 31, 2008
Get the bag rippedmug. After performing a Mexican Hot Pocket on your girlfriend, you forget to wash your penis before your wife gives you oral sex.
by Fecal Suave March 22, 2011
Get the Mexican Doggy Bagmug. 
Slutty ugly disgracful girls that have no respect for a fellow girls relationship and will do whatever they possibly can to ruin things for everyone else because they are narssisictic cunts with no regard for anyone else’s feelings because they think the world revolves around them
why did your relationship end? Because of that Scum Sucking Whore Bag that hooked up with my boyfriend.
by Tmdawggg February 9, 2018
Get the scum sucking whore bagmug. Used most generally referencing using a lot of cocaine. As in dumping out the entire bag the drug comes in onto a table to divvy into lines
by JohnDD July 16, 2021
Get the Dumps bagmug.