The definition of off nut is MM every single weekend between the hours of Friday 5pm - Monday 5pm. And is usually because of copious amounts of narcotics and alcohol
by go_again October 24, 2020
Get the Off nut mug.The act of surrounding someone with plexiglass to protect others from that person’s infectious diseases; specifically one who insists on not following recommended quarantine guidelines after significant COVID-19 exposure.
Did you hear Steve and Sara came to Michelle’s baby shower? Yeah, they endEd up Pencing Them Off because his brother’s kegger last weekend was deemed a superspreader event.
by hollimer October 25, 2020
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Get the off nebula mug.This word describes the feeling of being extremely high due to marijuana use. This word is used to describe someone who is so high they cannot function properly. It can also be used in first person.
“Omg last night Marcus was so high he walked through a drive thru, paid, and didn’t take his food, he must have been high off his zoonies.”
“I’m high off my zoonies bro, I literally just heard my dog tell me to go to bed...I don’t even have a dog.”
“I’m high off my zoonies bro, I literally just heard my dog tell me to go to bed...I don’t even have a dog.”
by Leehelm October 31, 2020
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Get the Keep the dog off the half pipe mug.Feels like being pissed off, but left with the feeling of a hot steamy turd just being dumped on your chest.
by chrisp85 September 30, 2020
Get the crapped off mug.October 2nd is officially National Jerking Off Day. You can jerk off all you want without no one telling you to stop. Fuck all those people, pop up some porn, and fucking wank the snake!
Mom: WHAT ARE YOU DOING JERKING OFF
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch
Mom: oh okay have fun!
Me: It’s National Jerking Off Day Mom jeez fuck off bitch
Mom: oh okay have fun!
by HORSE COCK ANDRE October 2, 2020
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