National Cut a pedos dick off day

Cut a pedos dick off if they mess with your loved one
(Also the world needs to change this world is basically infested by pedos)

Person 1 : Sis i just got harrased by a man :(
Person 2 : Its ok Ill cut his dick off its National cut a pedos dick off day!

by Angel a random female April 1, 2021

national ponky day

the day when everyone must be ponky

oh em gee you so ponky on national ponky day

by daddydillster April 1, 2021

National Suck a Dick Day

Suck my dick bitch. If u don't you are racist!

Woman: "Hey it's national suck a dick day and I'm not racist so take your pants off!"
Man: "OK bitch!"

by anonymous April 2, 2021

CL Nation

The CL Nation was the original name for the CL Empire.

The CL Nation is super high tech

by Randonarchy April 2, 2021

Virgoæn National News

Also known as VNN, this is the Virgoæn Federations most famous form of News distribution.

I trust the Virgoæn National News.

by Randonarchy April 2, 2021

National titty pic day

April 5th national titty picture day consists of a woman sending a male a picture of they’re nice upper half to satisfy their need of some titties.

“Hey cutie, it’s national titty pic day”

“Really?”

“Yeah lemme see those titties”

*sends picture*

by Choochie_man_69_69 April 5, 2021

National Simp Day

National Simp Day takes place on the 6th April of each year.
On this day, you show your appreciation for your simps by being kind to them and briefly listening to their problems. This holiday is in honor of all the emotional labor simps perform

Person 1: "Hey, how are you celebrating National Simp Day?"
Person 2: "I bought all my simps a locket with my photo in it!"

by xXx_Rawr_Baby_xXx April 6, 2021