As an xbox player for 3 years, I can rightfully say that Xbox has dissapointed me for almost every day of those 3 years.
1. It’s core services randomly go “offline”. We all know that theres some rat hiding in the hq who clicks random buttons that runs away laughing because he ruined the evening of millions of gamers. His pay check is as good as a bucket of dirt. These core services mean everything so when these go offline, everything is broken. Games, store, apps, litterally anything. At that point its as useless as beating a jellyfish to death with a stick. They also dont fix this for about a full day so theres pretty much millions of players just sitting there reading “our ‘engineers’ are working very hard to fix this issue”.
2. The menus are usually slow and unresponsive. The ‘cursor’, if you will, just doesnt appear sometimes. Your then navigating nothing.
3. Sometimes when you turn on your xbox, the controllers can’t connect. You cant reconnect them unless you restart your xbox.
4. You lose connection to parties even though your still connected to an online game
5. It just doesnt install stuff by itself when you think youve made it clear enough that you want something to download.
You tell your friend to get on to play the new game, but oh wait! Its waiting to be installed!
1. It’s core services randomly go “offline”. We all know that theres some rat hiding in the hq who clicks random buttons that runs away laughing because he ruined the evening of millions of gamers. His pay check is as good as a bucket of dirt. These core services mean everything so when these go offline, everything is broken. Games, store, apps, litterally anything. At that point its as useless as beating a jellyfish to death with a stick. They also dont fix this for about a full day so theres pretty much millions of players just sitting there reading “our ‘engineers’ are working very hard to fix this issue”.
2. The menus are usually slow and unresponsive. The ‘cursor’, if you will, just doesnt appear sometimes. Your then navigating nothing.
3. Sometimes when you turn on your xbox, the controllers can’t connect. You cant reconnect them unless you restart your xbox.
4. You lose connection to parties even though your still connected to an online game
5. It just doesnt install stuff by itself when you think youve made it clear enough that you want something to download.
You tell your friend to get on to play the new game, but oh wait! Its waiting to be installed!
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