Pulling a Matthew

Looking at Instagram or some other app while playing video games and ignoring reality.

Jacob:"Stop Pulling a Matthew and ready up please."
Eli:"I am readied up."
Matthew:"Sorry guys."

by Toxic Claud Squad November 15, 2018

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The act of getting a mizuno suit even when you clearly know you don’t have a future cut. You are not ashamed but clearly should be.

Bro what suit should I get?
I don’t know but you better not be pulling a matthew

by Litty john November 16, 2019

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When you take bags of carrots and randomly throw them in the hallway

"Dude last Tuesday Eric was totally pulling a Matthew when he hit jenifer with some carrots"

"Totally bruh"

by Taco Bell 18 May 25, 2016

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Pulled a Haave

To have a child at the age of 16.

Man 1: Yo I just lost my virginity

Man 2: No shit really?
Man 1:Problem is I Pulled a Haave
Man 2:So any children name yet?

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A sex act in which you ejaculate into a females nostrils while they are vomiting and then screaming " 26 ball!!"

by Jacob delemoonge January 06, 2025

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Celebration of something prematurely, not achieving a goal. Dying before an expected event.

Brian not getting the promotion after he partied that he had was pulling a Betty White

When you celebrate a big milestone before it happens you pull a betty white

by D4Dael August 19, 2022

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when your homie suddenly disappears from vc usually after a voice is heard on the background of his mic.

Where did you go to yday when you pulled a cav in middle of that apex match?

by MisGOD March 28, 2022

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