one game of valorant

A lie used by people that are addicted to the video game Valorant.

Person 1: "We're just gonna play one game of Valorant, OK?"
Person 2: "The last time you said that, we played for 5 hours."

by shober August 02, 2020

Xavier (that one)

He is a dumb piece of crap who no one likes and smells like shite

Xavier (that one) is super dumb

by Fc,kuhbsdfv,jibed,icy b,sdkfug August 28, 2023

Rogue one

When you have a boner for absolutely to reason.

“I was sitting in math class and got a rogue one!”

by gavinm0003 January 10, 2018

rogue one

When you go rogue one even if they tell you not to

person: ''If you go rogue one more time!''
Rogue one: ''This is a rebelion. I go rogue...one''

by EpicTalal January 13, 2017

rogue one

When you go rogue one even if they dont want you to.

person: ''If you go rogue one more time...!''
Rogue one: ''This is a rebelion. I go rogue.''

by EpicTalal January 13, 2017

one direction's life

to hang out with buddies and do different amusing things like going in cafes, cinemas, shopping malls, taking pictures without caring how much money you spent

- Shall we go out somewhere??
- Sorry, i haven't got my salary yet , i wish i could have one direction's life!

by EmmaPumpkin May 13, 2020

National Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes Day

Nation Ask Your Loved Ones For Nudes day is April 17th. On this day you may ask any loved one for nudes. UNO REVERSE CARD UNUSABLE!!! Loved ones is including friends, family, or your "sexual partner". haha you lonely prick

Mother: "Hey John, you gonna get anything good from your wife on April 17th?"
John Doe: "Whaddya mean mom?"
Mother: "April 17th is national ask your loved ones for nudes day!"
John Doe: "I hope I get to see a picture of a nice cream pie from her then."

by Pillow34532344443233333333333 April 17, 2020