The one and only Eli

Eli is such a squinky. He is funny and goofy, but very unsure of himself at times. He is humble, loyal and altogether quite charming. Eli will listen to every word you say and could repeat it verbatim. Once friends with Eli, you become family
Man Eli is such a nice guy, to bad that girl hit him...

The one and only Eli is such a squinky.
Man Eli is such a nice guy, to bad that girl hit him...

by VCgess April 13, 2023

One Thousand-Eleventy-One

A sexual maneuver where a man and woman are partaking in casual missionary sex, and another man is anally penetrating the man that is currently in the missionary position. A second female then mounts the face of the first female, and gets cunnilingus performed on her.

“Bro, did you see that porno where they one thousand-eleventy-oned? It was epic.”

by Krispy Bizkut May 30, 2018

One-handed butterfly twist

A technique used by elf fairies in medieval story books, in which a magic powder from shredded butterfly wings was used to cause death by ejaculation. The substance turns from a creamy substance to a super glue-like substance. Combined with the rapid twisting motion, the penis essentially turns to dust.

Sir Robert was tragically lured in by the seductive elf fairy Kara, and died as a result of a perfectly executed one-handed butterfly twist. There was nothing left of his penis.

by Dickless Sir Robert August 10, 2021

opening up a boy with the cold ones

when the vamps bite into a lad and suck him like a capri-sun pouch. commonly used as slang in the frat/soror vamp communities. often accompanied by a circle of vamps chanting in a frat bro way, not a cult way. like a harem but for tasty tasty blood-all the immortal mosquitos les gusta 😍😍😍.

“Did you see Edward drinking him dry over there in the circle of people chanting, “chug, chug!” ?”

“He must be opening up a boy with the cold ones”.

by suchamadladrugbylad June 5, 2022

Tulsa One Two

A milquetoast version of the standard "missionary position" where as the male is on top, and he executes only two moves...up and down.

Victoria was very disappointed that, while Carl was cute and wealthy, the only move he knew in bed was the Tulsa One Two.

by El Moondo June 11, 2011

One-eyed cunt

When a ladies vagina opens and closes repeatedly as if it was winking at you

Look at her one-eyed cunt !

by Rommel December 17, 2019

Basket-in-one

What people who do not play disc golf call a shot that the professionals call an "ace" or getting your disc in the basket in one amazingly skilled throw (hole in one). Not to be confused with a black ace or a brown ace - just a regular old ace.

Gee willikers - did you see that basket-in-one throw that Jimmy just made with his frisbee?

by Riskybusiness2468 October 11, 2020