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cooper likes over-aged women

cooper is a 15 year old boy who likes over aged women because anytime he sees a woman of age 50+ he gets super hard and his massive wings allow him to fly over and rizz up the moderately grandma lookin ah woman
Cooper: oh my, I'm so hard for granny over there.
Kacy: NOOOO COOPER YOU HAVE TO RESIST, SHE HAS NO ASS, IT'S ALL WRINKLY
Cooper: I can't I'm flying over to her right now.
Granny: well hello there young man, you should CUM back to my place.
Kacy:''calls Lelan'' Bro I think cooper likes over-aged women way too much
by CraZYDuck25 February 3, 2025
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crying like muck

Everytime We Have Company.The Neighbors Be Crying Like Muck. They Act Like Parking's Reserved On Public Streets ,What Are They Employee Of The Month.
by SweetGirlZ May 5, 2024
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a guy like you

A guy like you is a korean manga that fucks you up un a lot of ways and then ends with a fucking cliffhanger
I’m still mad because a guy like you ended in a cliffhanger
by Mr. Doctor man November 13, 2017
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Trance-like state

I'm not in a fucking trance-like state when I'm scrolling through the fucking videos you fucking clown what are you talking about?
Hym "A 'trance-like state!?' Get the fuck outta here! I'm just watching videos dipshit what the fuck are you talking about? I'm thinking about other none video related things. This chick is doing a little dance or whatever. Songs kind of a bop. I've seen the dance, you know, yeah this one's not bad. I give my little internal applause for her efforts and I move on to the next video. It's like a Yugioh combo video or something so I try to memorize it quick in case I ever decide to play the deck or play against it (because I play every day). Then, it'll be some of those 'man talking to themselves as a different guy skits' (which I invented just like tik tok and AI) and it's funny or relatable or whatever and it's likely geared towards on of my interests. Video games, movies, chess, card games. Then maybe something will pop up from my subscriptions and I'll start to think about turning some background noise on and maybe playing a game. But I'm not in a fucking trance when I play video games either, like, anyone who thinks that is a retard. Video games are like 70% reading spreadsheets, managing inventory, and reading dialogue. And the other 30% isn't even entirely pressing buttons. EVEN FIGHTING GAMES have literal flowcharts (optimal progression of moves) and a lot of games involve literal IQ puzzles."
by Hym Iam November 12, 2025
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breathe you in like a vapour

When 5sos said breathe you in like a vapour they meant to give you a big ol sniff
“I want to breathe you in like a vapour
by nightzlikethisluvr March 30, 2022
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Doc Like Neon Doc

Doc And Neon Doc it is love
Doc like Neon Doc im ship it's :>
by Im_CharaDreemurr February 16, 2022
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