reverse boner

when ones penis retracts back into their body due to the event of hearing something unattractive.

man one: dude, I just took a HUGE shit, you gotta see it!!

man two: bro, that just gave me a reverse boner.

by BoxIconer May 2, 2022

Nose Boner

The act of your nose becoming aroused at the sight and or thought of cocaine

Friend 1: WHO’S GOT THE DRUGS TONIGHT?!
Friend 2: Right here my man..
(Hands them a folded dollar bill)
Friend 1: Omg, you just gave me a Nose Boner

by Dave Chiconey May 23, 2022

pickle boner

a pickle that has an extraordinarily long tip

Mark was eating a pickle boner today.

by lunarWorldZ May 27, 2022

Upo (@Bonesteal)

Upo is fucking retarded and very black

Hey you look like like an Upo (@Bonesteal)

by Fly_WRLDD (AKA THE COOL GUY) May 27, 2022

Power Boner

When you get a boner not out of attraction to something or someone, but to power over someone.

"I just gave my girlfriend an ultimatum"
"why do you have a boner?"
"dude, its a power boner because of the power i hold over someone"

by Ian Porto June 4, 2022

Tha Boneyard

Extra dominoes for when you have to pull; the best place to buy custom dominoes

Damn, I can’t play. Guess I gotta pull from the boneyard.

I need a dope set of custom dominoes. Let me go hit up Tha Boneyard.

by Tha Boneyard Custom Dominoes June 10, 2022

Care Boner

When a man cares so much about someone who is going through something bad that they have an involuntary boner. It is not sexual, it is a natural bodily response to intense emotions.

When she told me her mom was diagnosed with cancer, I really hope she didn't feel my care boner when I hugged her

by dextromethorphan June 12, 2022