P.V.S. (Phantom Vibration Syndrome)

When a person believes that he/she feels their phone vibrating when it isn't.

Person: "Hold on, I'm getting a .... never mind. It's just my damn P.V.S. (Phantom Vibration Syndrome) acting up again".

by JudasCow July 5, 2010

Un-relaxed Anus Syndrome

Symptoms after taking a large dump that inlcude difficulty in walking, running, and most other physical activities due to burning sensation of the rectum.

sorry boss can't come into work today i got un-relaxed anus syndrome just took a huge dump and the rectum is still twitching.

by kelly182 June 9, 2010

After High School Syndrome

When a female that was sexy in high school becomes ugly or unattractive after graduation.

When you go to college and come home and the girls that were attractive in high school are ugly as fuck

Man I just saw Sarah at Walmart, and that bitch is suffering from After High School Syndrome.

by @Real_KDeVante January 8, 2012

post-micturition convulsion syndrome

That involuntary crazy-go-nuts wiggle dance that you get sometimes after you pee. Check out the sciencey stuff on Wikipedia.

Also known as a peegasm or pee shivers.

Buddy 1: Hey, Buddy 2, this morning I had to take a huge leak and I totally got post-micturition convulsion syndrome afterwards.

Buddy 2: Alright, Buddy 1! I totally got post-micturition convulsion syndrome this morning too! High-five!

Buddy 1: I guess this makes us post-micturition convulsion syndrome pals!

Both: HA HA HA HA!!!111ExclamationpointOnezorz

by I love to piss December 29, 2007

Ghanaian Time Syndrome (G.T.S.)

Ghanaian time syndrome is a syndrome that makes most Ghanaians turn up to an event about 2-4 hours after it has started

1) Kofi: Hey I'm going to throw a party on Saturday night. 6pm prompt. Please be there.
Kwame: OK

Ama: I'll be there

(2 hours later)

Kofi: Where the hell is he, and everyone I invited?

Ama: Don't be suprised, this is a classic case of Ghanaian Time Syndrome (G.T.S.)

by mike_man_united June 15, 2009

least ugly girl syndrome

A condition where a girl who is considered unattractive by the vast majority of society has found herself in an environment in which she is surrounded by girls considered less attractive than she. The girl then allows this unusual circumstance to affect how she behaves, generally resulting in a less compassionate attitude towards others, as she now considers herself a rare and highly sought after commodity due to her attractiveness relative to the other girls aforementioned.

Jill, usually considered a 4 out of 10, has been treating Jack, usually considered an 8 out of 10, like shit, because she's the most attractive girl at this party. Once she recovers from least ugly girl syndrome, she'll realize how inappropriate she has behaved.

by heysuse April 28, 2009

Ugly Naked Body Syndrome

The condition when a seemingly attractive person takes off their clothes to reveal an ugly body.

Steve: That girl Tina is too fine!
John: Naw man, I was just with her the other day, she's got Ugly Naked Body Syndrome.

by john diggity April 1, 2006