i love kaela

loving the best thing that happened on earth.

everyone else : i love kaela more than anything in the world

kaela: who wouldn’t 🤦 ♂️

by fucbtchesgetmoney September 28, 2021

love handle muffin

This is another phrase that you may say to someone who has fat love handles around their waist that looks like a muffin top.

This phrase can also be said as a loving gesture to your significant other when you are expressing love or intimacy. Such as calling her your honey bunch, sugar plum, sweetie pie, fudgy pudgy cup of pudding, fat rodeo pig, or plumpy dumpy American creampie.

Him: "I love you so much babe! I'm going to hold onto for dear life & grab the shit out of your love handle muffins as I'm riding you like the fat rodeo pig you are!"

Her: "Ily too AGorrila! Yes! Squeeze my love handle muffins! Oink Oink!"

"Frat Rodeo" participant listening in on the other side of the door while waiting for their cue: Man this AGorrila guy comes up with some random funny shit lol

by AGorrila June 22, 2021

Panda Butt Love

The love between two male pandas; The vigorous butt sex between two male pandas; A term used for frustration

George: "Damn i got an F on my math test"
Thomas: "Dude, you got Panda butt loved over that test"
or
George: "I was watching Animal Planet and saw some crazy Panda butt love"

by Da_Panda_Kr3w November 12, 2011

i love kid's

you love kid's

come to Daddy give me a kiss
aaahh i love kid's
put my ding dong in your ass
no pls Daddy stop it's too big

your a bad kid now i will do it dry

by kid_lover_69 April 24, 2023

Past Love Life

People who a person has had sex with or kissed.

In Skylar’s past love life, She and Kai kissed.

by Niigata Smith October 27, 2018

I love you

Being in love with you is crazy, it’s the main and sometimes the only reason to get out of bed. It feels like hot chocolate or coffee moving down the back of your throat and into your belly; warming you. Your my warms, my sun my everything. I love you looks like avoiding finding out what time it is because then the time goes slower and I know how far away you are and it hurts a little more. It’s knowing that when you have the strength to say it no matter how scary it’s easy because you mean it. I know what it’s truly like because I love you to no end Beau.

Kenz: I love you Beau!

by 💙Kenny💙 June 14, 2018

I love you

A phrase that I used to believe was "cringe" - not really cringe but that's the only word that comes close to how I'd describe it. A friend of mine also found the word "cringe" too, but also agreed that the word cringe didn't do it justice either. Perhaps the notion of love was what made it cringe. My friend never told anyone they loved them, but rather showed it by action. I didn't willingly ever tell anyone I loved them, but only did so because they said it first and I would've gotten yelled at if I didn't say it back.

Then one day my friend and I realised we had a crush on each other (ironically), and that was the day we both said we loved each other and finally understood that it wasn't cringe at all, but perhaps the best thing in the world to hear from someone if it's the right "someone". From that day on there hasn't been a day we haven't told each other we love them.

"I love you" isn't cringe, it's the best and hardest phrase to say in the English language, but it means the universe and beyond if you hear it from just the right someone.

by Magic kitty April 29, 2022