Turtle dogging

Noun. Staring at the ground knowing nothing is moving too fast if at all. - EC

You over there turtle dogging?

by DrCopeAndHagen December 26, 2024

dog hit

cheap shot, or to be dogged

"man my sister dobbed me in to my dad about what i did on the weekend."

"aw dog hit man."

by cassieandraa December 8, 2009

dog dog

A way of censoring yourself from saying "dog shit"

Your dog dog at this game!

by FattyBoomba67 April 26, 2021

I Fucked The Dog

This phrase does not mean what it says... It is an easy and stealthy to mention to anyone that you had sex with the ugly guy/girl at the bar/club/restaurant . To people that aren't aware they may think its a joke , but your friends will!

Bro 1 : I was at the pub last night and when I got home, I fucked the dog.

Dude 1 : Wow dude thats funny but obviously you dont have sex with animals

Bro 2 : damn mate , why would u fuck her, dont u know theres much prettier women at the pub

by yeaokbuddy December 17, 2022

chilli dogged

Chilli dogged, is the action of analy sexing your female partner and pulling out prior to ejaculation and reinserting into the vagina against her wishes.

Bro , I totally chilli dogged that chick last night.

by belhieg December 13, 2016

Dog liar

When someone uses looking after the dogs as an excuse to not attend an event.

Me: “Charlie do you wanna come to my party?”

Charlie: “Na, gotta look after my parents dogs!”
Me:”You’re such a dog liar!!!”

by Charlie the dog liar October 18, 2018

Supercharger dogging

When a Tesla fan boy goes up to other guys in their Teslas at the supercharger station and propositions them for a chat…

I went supercharger dogging last night and met a great guy with vinyl numberplates

by BigDogg23 November 25, 2022