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death weed

Bleach and other deadly substances in canabus
by pacogarcia May 18, 2008
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Terry Schiavo Weed

Terry Shiavo Weed is marijuana that physically and mentally incapacitates you. In other words, GOOD SHIT.
"Man, I'd like to get up but this Terry Shiavo weed's got me glued to the floor!"
by Savage Infant Whale March 25, 2005
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Weed Waster

A new weed smoker, who is overly anxious to roll a blunt without proper experience.

Blunt rolling is an art. It must be excuted with skill and precision, which can only come from a combination of practice and natural born talent.

If a blunt is too tight, the weed will burn quickly with only a limited amount of smoke being able to pass through.
If a blunt is too loose, it will burn too fast and fall apart. The former and latter both wasting weed.

A perfect blunt allows for a nice, strong hit, without burning too much bud at once, and without falling apart while the puff-puff-pass, takes place.

Weed wasting also applies to improper packing of bowls and slides. Yet again, it can't be too tight or too loose.

Cheap glass pieces also may be called weed wasters.

Helpful hint: If you can't roll, let a buddy help you out and save practicing for home. There's no shame in making sure your weed yields its maximum potential.
"Hey dude I'll go in half with you on a blunt."
"Straight, but I'm rolling."
"Awh man I really wanted to do it. I've gotten better since last time, just let me show you."
"The fuck you will, not with my bud. We don't allow weed wasters in this house."

Damn, Robert is such a weed waster. Don't let him pack that shit next time.
by LightGreen420[AMB] November 5, 2009
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Weed Pubes

When one is packing a bowl in the car, and the excessive bumps and bad driving skills of the driver cause one to spill the bowl into his lap.
Scott: DUDE! i finally hit 100 miles an hour.

Tommy: thats cool and all but i got weed pubes thanks to your dumbass
by blazemasterC December 12, 2009
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fat weed

1.Marijuana bought from Chuck. Also know for being greasy, it sizzling in pipes, and wont burn in a joint just making it get wet.

2.Bad awful weed, poop weed.
1."I got some fat weed from Chuck."

2.*hit pipe* "EWWWWWWW This shit is rank and isnt getting me high, its some fat weed."
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an ounce of weed

28.3 grams, a shit load of weed,often youll find that obtaining an ounce is harder than any other form,because small time dealers tend to like selling dimes and nics for the profit margine being way more in their favor.ifind an ounce in my area to cost from roughly 75$(most likely some bammer shit)
to up to 430$(some high quality shit thats most likely worth the price).
ay nigga u got an ounce of weed?"yeah my nig 300 $"...aw shit i aint got that much"dats iiight nigga just pay me back on da first,,,but if you dont imma pop yo ass cuz"
by w33dm@n420 December 11, 2007
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Weed Hangover

When your body experiences the negative side effects of being high without the pleasurable mental symptoms the morning after a smoke. They include but are not limited to squinty eyes, headache, laziness, sleepiness, and lack of motivation. The only known cure is to smoke more marijuana. It returns the brain to the same state it is in when the body usually suffers these symptoms. Other treatment options include a shower, pain reliever, and eye drops.
I wish I hadn't smoked so much last night; I was way too high to do anything, and now I have nothing to get rid of this weed hangover!
by partypants99 August 26, 2008
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