Vegan Circumference

Refers to TT influencer @thisveganking. Indicates how wide his anus is from the last item entering/exiting his ass. Measured in Away Team members that can pass through the diameter of his leather cheerio.
My Vegan Circumference passed a Volkswagen into the shitter from all the dick.
by SKEETPISS March 29, 2025
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Chocolate covered Vegan

When your in the Rofo at 7am and the pacing crackhead next to you is drinking a XL Slurpee thinks you’re taking to long and calls you a “ Chocolate covered Vegan” I can only assume its a crackheads version of a “Karen”
“ Hey your not wearing a mask , ( as they pace back and forth all up in your personal bubble) your a chocolate covered vegan!
by Libdill August 26, 2021
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vegan zaza soy pie

Vegan zaza soy pie is a dumb phrase that has been a meme on both instagram and twitter, and no one knows what it means or at least won’t describe it.

Note: Zaza means weed, so it may be referencing an edible
Examples:

“The lonely vegan bakes soy zaza pie at night” @PunkRevNow via twitter

Elizabeth ate the vegan zaza soy pie and fucking died” @hamburglar45 via twitter
by yellowaurabee September 14, 2022
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Fake-vegan

'I dont like meat'

2 days later eats meat!

Fake-vegan
by Courtney Sweeny February 4, 2019
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That vegan teacher

Katie Karen diekmeyer otherwise known as that vegan teacher is a Canadian YouTuber who is known for her controversial methods of promoting veganism. One of them includes her singing a song telling people to change their religion if it doesn’t allow them to be vegan. She has a dog named Bella whom she feeds a vegan diet. Her Tiktok account was suspended for making a suggestive joke to a minor, Tommyinnit. She is also a former teacher.
“Eating animals is wrong, hurting animals is wrong, share this song!”
-that vegan teacher
by anonymous June 2, 2022
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quasi-veganism

eating like a vegan for much or parts of your life, but not ensuring that all the animals are set free and never killed
I have enjoyed quasi-veganism, but I am not trying to stop killing all of the animals, partly because I still eat a minimal amount of meat, at the least.
by addake November 3, 2019
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Vegan Minute

Hey you only have a vegan minute left!!!
by Ratapooey October 19, 2020
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