ugly radius

The distance at which a person will begin to appear unattractive to another person looking at them. Outside that distance the person in question will appear attractive. Note that this varies wildly with personal preference and/or alchohol consumption. Can also vary based on certain body part characteristics, which can result in "ugly radius asymmetry". There is enough variability within the human population for ugly radii to exist from zero to infinity.

From 20 feet away, Stephanie looks mighty hot, but her ugly radius is about three feet. With makeup and a liitle alcohol in me it's reduced to a foot or less.

by grind s. June 19, 2012

Dog ugly

When someone is that ugly they’re ugly as a dog

Damn that nigga is dog ugly

by Ur dog ugly October 11, 2020

skeletoriously ugly

Adverb to describe a bony chick who is so skinny that she is no longer attractive in any way.

Mike: Fuck dude! That girl is skeletoriously ugly! I would not touch that with a 10 foot pole!
Doug: Neither would I! John would though...
John: Fuck you guys.

by MC1986 September 7, 2017

ugly brother

my brother

who is ugly brother? my brother is!

by asaho1ratty December 11, 2021

Butt Ugly

William Gilbert Boyer

He is butt ugly

by Will is butt ugly February 22, 2020

Ugly Stick

Getting beaten with the ugly stick means your personality and the way you behave towards people is so ugly that somebody along time ago must have beaten you with the ugly stick over and over because you’re basically trying to inflict the same ugly that the ugly dick caused onto you onto others.

Vanessa is such a bitch. She’s always angry. She doesn’t need to be that way. I think the problem is she got beaten with the ugly stick way too much throughout life. And now she wants everyone to feel the same ugly she’s felt. Well that’s not our problem!

by CAP88 January 17, 2023

Ugly Hoe

Any mother fucker named Chris is what this is. Especially when his last name is Hollis. They tend to think they are amazing people but they are actually cheating, girlfriend beating bastards. He will tell you that you are worthless and make you turn against all of your friends. Don't get involved with one of these people they will fuck your life up.

I hate Chris.

Why?

He is a ugly hoe that cheats and abuses his girlfriends.

Well in that case fuck him!

by Yo momma eats pussy July 6, 2020