a friend who's the sweetest person when alone with you but a bitch who doesn't acknowledge you when with other friends. she makes you indirectly look bad so she can seem better. a hypocrite, a backstabber, a fake.
she is possessive of her own friends (even the ones that YOURE friends with too!) and makes herself seem like the victim when it's really you. (WTF?!)
SHE MAKES YOU LOOK BAD IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS
she is possessive of her own friends (even the ones that YOURE friends with too!) and makes herself seem like the victim when it's really you. (WTF?!)
SHE MAKES YOU LOOK BAD IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS
roommate1/fake friend: bye guys! see you later! *hurries out*
me: where is she going?
roommate2/real friend: to go hang out with some of our other friends
me: ....i didn't know about hanging out today
roomie2/real friend: that's cause she didn't want us to go too
me: two-faced..
me: where is she going?
roommate2/real friend: to go hang out with some of our other friends
me: ....i didn't know about hanging out today
roomie2/real friend: that's cause she didn't want us to go too
me: two-faced..
by julee yousab March 18, 2011
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by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 20, 2005
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A low-paid rent-a-cop with attitude. A thug cheaply employed as a private security guard who struts like a wannabe cop. A uniformed goon or dickhead with a badge.
Examples include: nightclub bouncers and public transport inspectors.
Just like items available from the Two Dollar Shop, the two dollar cop is easily paid for but badly put together and unsafe because it does not meet the normal quality assurance standards.
Examples include: nightclub bouncers and public transport inspectors.
Just like items available from the Two Dollar Shop, the two dollar cop is easily paid for but badly put together and unsafe because it does not meet the normal quality assurance standards.
"I got abused and fined $167 by this Connex two dollar cop for having my foot on the seat, while a junkie was vomiting on the floor two seats away."
by gillfish March 16, 2009
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by Chiagulera May 24, 2009
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The Christmas mass is always packed. All the two-timer catholics come back and take up the good seats.
by Fishmalk December 10, 2011
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Man 2: ye man but im only two joints stoned
Man1 : well skin the fuck up man
I dont leave the house until im two joints stoned.
Man 2: ye man but im only two joints stoned
Man1 : well skin the fuck up man
I dont leave the house until im two joints stoned.
by frogpubes October 4, 2013
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"I just got two man trumpeted by my homies for my birthday and they even finger buttoned my asshole to the Happy Birthday Song!"
by Betty Be Nasty August 31, 2018
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