twinehoused

having gotten winehoused (i.e. wasted) twice in one day.

i got winehoused at the show earlier, but there's another show tonight. guess that means i'm going to have to get twinehoused.

by etaoinshrdlu April 21, 2011

twine binder

Pure Awesomeness

johnny your such a fucking twine binder

by jerry ferry August 6, 2011

Twin A's

Abs and Ass; Turbo chargers for successful womanizers

Massively silicon-induced trophy wife: Id like to fire up those twin A's in bed

by Salty Marmalade August 17, 2011

twineress

Like a twinny, very twin like. Almost identical very alike in many ways.
Except this is used amongst princess's that hail from the ghetto. a.k.a. ghetto princess Also known as besties best friends

1) You so evil, you could be my evil twineress.
2) We need to get with some other twineress's & have a party!
3) Go on with your bad twineress self.

by tink a princess October 7, 2011

twin shafting

Twin shafting is a form of mutual masterbation where two males stand facing each other; one of the males places both penises in his hand, and strokes both shafts simultaneously.

Peter and Ryan are downtown; both have drank at least a six pack worth of beer. Peter and Ryan meet in an alley behind the bar and both are coming out of bad relationships. After a night of gossiping to one another, Ryan suggests to Peter they play tummy sticks. Peter says no, instead let's try Twin Shafting.

by moose5000 September 30, 2012

Thinx

Like jinx, but it is called when two people are thinking the same thing.

Friend: "I really want to watch Avengers tonight."
You: "I was just thinking that."
Friend: "Thinx!"

by Fezzini November 1, 2012

twinide

A tart or sour taste or smell

That soda taste like twinide

by Ashlingo November 27, 2014