tired izzy

Someone who always complains about being tired, even though they never do housework

Her house is such a mess and she always says she's tired, she's such a tired Izzy

by Heejeedeejee August 23, 2023

Flat Tire

Kyler does it to me. So annoying.

KYLER STOP FLAT TIRING ME!!!

Bro that kid is annoying i'm gonna go flat tire him

by Leterz May 4, 2021

tired tea

"tired tea" refers to a beverage drunk before sleeping, with the purpose of calming a suden thirst.
Its use is generally independently of what the brew actually is.

Hey John, pass me the tired tea.

by Makel the magi October 25, 2020

tired vision

When you’ve been on your computer or phone too long that your vison gets blurry or you get sleepy

I’ve been on my computer all day working on this project I’m starting to get tired vision.

by Clickbait May 4, 2018

Closet Tired

When you are tired, yet show no real signs of being so. When you then finally close your eyes, you then become regularly tired.

Wow, I'm really closet tired right now. I should go to bed.

by SomeRandomGayGuy January 13, 2019

Uncle D's Spare Tire

A term used to describe the midsection of an extremely fat and possibly homosexual man. It is a large, protruding ring of fat along the waste made especially visible when tight Adidas tops are worn by the person possessing it.

That man is huge, looks like he has "Uncle D's Spare Tire"

by JOBLO41 August 3, 2017

Tire biter

When someone is chewing on a used condom with any amount of cum still inside of it

You just ate a used condom and now your a tire biter

by Bart Allen3212345 May 24, 2018