Thomas

If you have the name Thomas then you have 100% chance that you will get called "Thomas the Train". Really annoying most of the time because who wants to be correlated with a show meant for 5 year olds. If you meet someone named Thomas DO NOT call him "Thomas the Train". Other than that Thomas is really sexy, oh yeah I would know cause my name's Thomas.

*Thomas walks down school hallway
Random Person - "Hey Thomas the Train"
Thomas *Pulls out gun from his bag and points it at him* -"The fuck you say to me"
Random Person - "Shit man! It's just a joke!
Thomas - "You know what's a joke"
Random Person - "What?"
Thomas - "Joe Mama!" *Proceeds to shoot him in the head.*
THE END.

by Thomas124 October 12, 2019

stupid ass Thomas

He is really stupid, he gets no boys maybe girls. He wears the same clothes everyday. He sounds and looks stupid going. Then he has a bestfran that also looks stupid. She thinks she has nice shoes but looks ugly all the time

stupid ass Thomas was lookind stupid today at school

by Tommy Inglewood January 16, 2019

Thomas

Thomas is a big ass ugly monster lookin guy. Thomas is very hairy and look like an autistic ogre. Although he is as ugly as a dried up piece of shit, he is a king of the ice. When it comes to hockey, no one stops him in his league. When Thomas was a teen his was ripped as fuck and looked like a 30 year old rapist but acted like a 6 year old. This Italian motherfucker sure likes to eat. You put a desk near his mouth it will be gone before he grows his next beard. Oh but don't forget about the girls. Thomas attracts far chicks that squeal like pigs but Thomas never dates them because he eats them before he knows what they look like.

"Thomas stop trying to eat the tv. I know it look yummy but you'll die" - Bob

"I don't care" - Thomas

by Secretname12345 May 31, 2017

thoman

a fish with several sets of gills

Bill can drink like a thoman.

by conrad watson January 30, 2006

Thomas

A Thomas is that one autistic kid in your life who's also unimaginably retarded and genuinely believes he's Wario.

Look at that retard smacking his ass in front of a girl like Wario. He's such a Thomas.

by Omnipotent Toot December 7, 2019

St Thomas more

this is the worst school in the history of the world even the poorest parts of the world make this school look like the down side of the earth they always mess there students around and if students do not do there detentions or homework the schools head takes them into a small room rapes and then badly beats the pupil till they beg for there life

' dude have you heard of that school st Thomas more?

that place scares the shit out of me '

by smellyboyjoe January 20, 2013

Thomas

Thomas is a daddy who loves to dominate little girls

Damn he’s such a Thomas

by Maggeoli December 4, 2017