secretly thick

A strange paradox where someone can look like they have no ass in some positions and clothes, and yet have quite an ass in others that seems too shapely and large to have been able to be hidden

What on earth. Jenny always looked like a stick. But she just popped a squat and she's secretly thick as hell

by the funny one December 31, 2021

Thick filet

When a bitch has thick thighs, finger licking good pussy, plump cameltoeness, and an ass to back all that up with, she gotta thick filet.

Stephanie's pussy so good, it's a thick filet, finger licking good.

by Noresun2noAmy2 January 17, 2024

Thick Johnson

A big dick.

Goddamn tyler you got a fucking thick johnson.

by iwannafuckingdie98 August 3, 2018

thick ranch

the joke of when people say 'i found thick ranch in my moms bedroom' basically meaning cum

jeff (8 years old): i found thick ranch in my mommys room and ate it'

lia: oh u poor child

by slayed fr August 21, 2022

Long, thick rubber

An innuendo for a dildo

"She had fun with some long, thick rubber last night."

by Kyrian2008 November 17, 2023

Medium thickness

A viscosity similar to semen

“He glazed my doughnut with medium thickness”

by Woochiemama June 24, 2023

Thick

strong big jacked but has a nice size gut Bc he loves foot more than a 6pack

Yo that kid on the bench press is thick as fuck

by Big vin2890 May 31, 2019