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university of gonzaga

The University that should be known for its academic record and lovely campus. However many will forever know it as the school that you don't take past the round of 32 in every march madness bracket you fill out. Chances are they are the one seed and will bust many brackets of those ignorant people who choose the coolest name or top seeded teams. Lastly Gonzaga should mostly be known as the best University to film a porno no questions asked.
Mate One: Yo mate you know that school that always screws you in your march madness pool.
Mate Two: Yeah you mean the University of Gonzaga. I've learned my lesson and have them loosing early every year.
Mate One (again): Oh Gonzaga, that is where I hit it off big in the porn industry.
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Zombie Universe

A Amazing game on roblox where you fight zombies and become the best! Unlock new weapons and be the last survivor of the Universe! Created By Niskeaf!
by TheOneDefinitionMaster May 8, 2021
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universe the madlad

1: a name for someone who reached thePeak of madness

2:The universe is doing some batshit fucked up things and you dont know how
1: why the FUCK is universe the madlad screaming

2:is that a dick in the sky and the stars now form something that resembles a goose fucking a donkey and a kangaroo?
Dang universe the madlad.
by Universe the madlad January 20, 2021
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Miskatonic University

A fictitious Ivy League school referred to in the works of H.P. Lovecraft, located in the fictitious city of Arkham, Massachusetts, notable for possessing a copy of the Necronomicon within its library collections.
I was to be part of the unlucky team, sent by Miskatonic University to study and explore the Antarctic continent.
by vanishingly February 25, 2021
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Subway University

If you've worked at Subway restaurants, it's very likely that you've been trained to be a sandwich artist in this University and It's only online. Only real Sandwich Artists graduate from Subway University.
Subway Manager: Have you started Subway University?
Subway Employee: No, what's that?
Subway Manager: You go online and complete Sandwich Artistry, so that you can be done with training.
by AsianStikkyRyce June 2, 2020
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Queen's University

A university located in Kingston Ontario that will take all your money and leave you ewith nothing but emotional damage and a fuckin expensive ass leather jacket you will never wear after you graduate.

You will start in first year full of hope and optimism but will promptly be crushed by the crippling weight of your own inadequacy and illitercy. Beware frequent police notifications about recently released sexual predators in your community and overpriced bus tickets.

The food is great tho. You better like pub food.

**cough**wuck festern **cough**
Yeah Queen's University Engineering is way better than Queen's Commerce. Sorry it's just facts.
by definitelynotkswizzle March 12, 2022
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University of Oxford

Best and most prestigious university in the world. Where the rebels from Cambridge came from when they started a failed version of it. Also the real life Hogwarts.
I wish I could go to the University of Oxford, it's the best in the world!
by AnneL89 September 2, 2018
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