someone who if not licking windows on the short bus is normally licking there shoulder on drulling on themselves
by dr richard cheese May 12, 2006

a person (generally a man) who gains sexual pleasure from grotesqly and pervertedly licking everyday objects.
When Paul ran his tongue up and down the coat rack, everyone thought to themselves, "That Paul, he sure is one sick vitamin licker."
by Anonymous July 21, 2003

Schwantz Licker is an ancient term used for anyone who is a douchebag, ass hole, jerk off, etc. Schwantz meaning dick or penis so it's the equivalent to calling someone a dick licker.
Kevin: Hey Chuck why are you a schwantz licker?
Chuck: I don't know why?
Kevin: Cause schwantz is a cock and you love licking cock.
Chuck: I don't know why?
Kevin: Cause schwantz is a cock and you love licking cock.
by Kevin The Body December 16, 2008

by dj masta P June 23, 2008

by a rondom person June 22, 2004

Mike's ex wife Jill is such a window licker she lost her job at Walmart and got hired as a window washer at IBM. She then proceeded to lick the windows in order to clean them. When her boss caught her doing this she was fired from IBM as well. Jill is a big fat window licker.
by Bumpy Grey December 20, 2008

by Cory & Ck May 1, 2003
