texas hand grenade

Sticking your hand up someones asshole

Im gonna give my wife a "texas hand grenade" tonight.

by Oklahoma hand grenade lover April 13, 2025

Grenade Explosion

When someone shows up at a party with a bunch of people no one invited

*Joe walks in with a bunch of nobodies*

Kelly: woah! Did you see Joe? He just caused a grenade explosion!

Jonathan: yeah! He just grenade exploded all over us!

by Poopfartlol May 9, 2025

Montezuma’s Grenade

Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.

I’m going to give Trisha Montezuma’s Grenade.

What’s Montezuma’s Grenade?

It’s a Venereal disease common in 1970s New York. If you have sex, you explode.

by Medical Negligence Protester May 12, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 18, 2025

Swedish grenade

When you put nicotine pouches in you’re foreskin and shoot them out by getting a boner

Bro don’t get a boner you will Swedish grenade

by anonymous June 3, 2025

hose water grenade

A water balloon

"I'd rather see how many hose water grenades I can throw at my teacher's head than watch wonder pets"

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

Italian hand grenade

An Italian hand grenade is when you pile too much sauce on an uncooked pizza and smack it full force with a spoon.

My siblings angered me, so I blinded them with an Italian hand grenade.

by Theracialrussian April 12, 2024