Big Aids

A nickname for the superiors. You achieve this after being named Aidan, or Aidyn for 10 years, then you will be promoted to Aids. After mastering the name of AIDS... you will become Big Aids! Big Aids is the scariest of names and if someone is named that... run away and don’t stop running or big aids will give you the big aids!
Me: what’s ur name
Big AIDS: big aids
Me: Oh no! *runs away*
by Ok Ginger December 26, 2019
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Phone AIDS

When your phone stops receiving messages in a group chat
Mike: My car crashes into shit by itself
Andy: I had to use my penis trimmers on my 6 month old beard
Walter: AC compressors, Hot Water Heaters, Condensors

Jon: Fortnite and EJ Walker for life
Nick: **total silence**
Gus: the Super Bowl was yesterday, who’s the first 36 players in next years fantasy draft?
*******
Tom: dude, I must have terrible phone AIDS. Haven’t gotten a message since yesterday
by StivesMoney July 11, 2020
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Spray AIDS

You know, when you’re taking a shit, but it’s not really a shit. You go to sit down on the toilet, and it’s coming out at about 200 psi and it sprays fecal matter over everything. Cleanup is not expected
Holy hell, Im going to Spray aids all over Jenny’s bathroom mirror
by TophBecker August 02, 2018
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Aids Socks

A stupid idea with a logical train of though leading up to it.
(So named from the tv STD adverts featuring gonnorhea underwear etc.)

Person 1: Your frisbee is on the roof? I'll climb up and get it.

Person 2: Yeah, thanks

Person 1: Hey you know what, I reckon I should make my own parachute and like, jump off that roof!

Person 2: *slaps*
That's on par with Aids Socks, you eejit
by Amski D October 05, 2008
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Kool-Aid

Cocaine addict: Yo got some Cocaine my dude
Dealer : Naw but I got some Kool-Aid
Cocaine Addict: Well what flavor you got
Dealer: Grape and Tropical punch
Cocaine Addict: Well i guess I will get Tropical Punch then
Random Black dude: DID YOU JUST SAY YOU GOT GRAPE KOOL-AID NIGGA!
by Steve_Harvey May 25, 2018
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mix aid

A ghetto "Aldi brand" of kool-aid. Mix-aid has 4 flavors, Cherry, Lemonade, Grape, and Tropical Punch.
Yo you think that kool-aid is ghetto, mix aid is its aldi's version.

Tropical Punch is my favorite flavor of mix aid! Its like Tahitian Treat, that rasta punch, except its not soda!
by Twiggy420 January 28, 2013
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Lung Aids

Slang for COVID-19 respiratory illness and any variant by the SARS-CoV-2 virus.
"Oh bro, did you hear Jerry just got fucked up by the Covid?!" Yeah, I don't know if he is gonna survive the Lung Aids."
by Insolence1sBliss December 13, 2021
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