Honorary Stoner

A person who like stoner things but does not smoke weed. One who chills with, talks like, acts like, and anything a stoner does but doen't smoke. Ressons can be because of differant things from not wanting to get busted to not being able to hold in smoke because of lung problems.

I am a 'Honorary stoner'.

by honorarystonerman October 4, 2010

Stoner's Bible

Pocket sized bible carried by stoners that is used primarily for the small, thin sheets of paper in it as paper for joint rolling. Most stoner bibles are missing the blank pages from the back of the book and any low ink pages from elsewhere.

Yea, I was wondering why Dave had a bible in his room, then he told me it was a stoner's bible.

John and Tyler were out of papers, luckily they had a stoner's bible.

by Dave Elkins January 5, 2009

synonyms: stoner

Somebody who enjoys smoking a lot of marijuana then eating and passing out.

George is such a stoner that he smoked four blunts, then went home, ate 3 packs of ramen and passed out on his couch.

Synonyms: stoner, pothead, junkie, junky, toker

by that-stoned-bitch December 1, 2013

stoner softy

the supposed lack of sexual male performance when one smokes weed.

Stoner1: Yeah man I don't know what was wrong with me. I smoked a couple bowls, and then I just couldn't get it up for ma' lady.

Stoner2: Fuckin' a man... stoner softy strikes again...

by iknowitallnananabooboo January 20, 2011

Magyver Stoner

a person who can make a pipe out of almost anything.
popularized by nick swardson.
introduced to me first by jesse clark.

jesse made a pipe out of an orange, and a bong out of a dr. pepper bottle. there fore he is a "magyver stoner"

by Sammy22334434556564 June 2, 2009

Stoner Boner

Refers to an elivated sence of sexuality induced by narcotics.

“Girl put the drugs down! You don’t really want to fuck him. You just have a stoner boner.”

by Tomkat June 5, 2018

a stoners dozen

In general a stoners dozen = 11

(especially in relation to baked goods; one for you, one for me and 11 for them. )

Also - "12 minus the one I ate after I got stoned."

Or "I got stoned and forgot to make the twelfth one. "

Nate got stoned and ate two cookies so he brought over a stoners dozen.

by Wolfpanther April 25, 2015