lap clap

When you have a phone or IPad in one hand and applause is required. You slap your lap or leg with your free hand to simulate applause. Lap Clap

I had my phone in my left hand so I slapped my lap with my right hand to applaud when Bill received his award. Lap claps come in handy.

by MontanaBill May 27, 2013

bunter clap

When you shove a baseball bat so far up a female's asshole that you hit the uvula. The baseball bat is usually metal because it is nice and cold.

Grace got the bunter clap last night, I washed my hands 12 times.

by Welch's gummies October 16, 2017

boobie clap

When a large breasted woman slaps her breasts together making a clapping sound.

My girlfriend hates it when I make her do the boobie clap.

by mjk79 January 25, 2014

Clapping cheeks

The gentle art of moving your buttcheeks in a motion that looks like clapping, and makes a sound similar to it

Brittany was clapping cheeks to that slutty song

by RM9G January 1, 2020

monkey clap

n. An open handed bitch-slap across the face of someone. CAn be used outta hate or playing around.

"I just monkey slapped the shit outta Steven"

by Craig May 13, 2005

clapping with no hands

when one thrusts his hips foward and makes a clapping sound when the balls slap the chode, thus creating clapping with no hands

"Hey, have you ever tried clapping w/ no hands?"

by B Hill & Big D April 25, 2004

Clap foot

Meaning excrement on shoe, often used by farmers or ramblers.

McCloud: achh no Gareheart.
Gareheart: Whaaa is it mun.
McCloud: why ye stood in a pile a cow clap bonne.
Gareheart: oh no tha' jus' a wee pile er clap foot.
Gareheart: .... look 'e' yous foot mun.
McCloud... ayy i stood in a fookin'poop pile.

by Robert H March 22, 2006