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Lana Cult

A cult on TikTok which is so embarrassing spamming comment on random tiktok posts thinking it is top comedy
Nobody likes them, they use God's name in vein and mock God to hail Lana del Rey, even lana would not approve of them!
Person 1 Join the Lana cult!
Person 2 No
Person 3 HAIL LANA OUR GOD, OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR LANA DEL REY WILL COME AND SAVE THE DAY
Person 4 *Dies*
by DiorK February 26, 2021
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Incest Cult

No, yeah, it is an incest cult.

Hym "No, it posits that the progeneration of man is necessarily incestuous. That we are God's children and that it impregnated one of the virgins (which is molestation). And that the only time sex is moral is when you have a familial relationship with her and you share the same set of parents. And there's some Oo-Woo supernatural stuff in there that is just blatantly not true so... That's what a cult is... So... Incest + Cult = Incest Cult...
And then Jewish version is just Incest Cult but we're the extra special race, chosen by God, to rule over the motherland- Er, Holyland for a thousand years. And you can bitch about me talking about other people's religion amd whatnot but.. You know... Bacteria is eating my brain... Black Mirror-esque gangstalking emotional and psychological manipulation thing happening to me... Created AI and is being erased from History because you don't want to have to put in your history books that the greatest mind who has ever lived and the creator of AI thought your religion is an incest cult so you are lying and either paying or coercing people to lie or they're lying willingly because hate speech or sadists and solipsistic atheist Jews who want to horde all of their little fat-pussied little sisters to themselves... So... You know... And that chick fuck the retard instead of me... Dehumanized by breeders who need both the most sympathy and the most exaltation and need special rights and taxes breaks and my tax dollars and I have to be sad when their kids die... I mean... So I can say it's an incest cult."
by Hym Iam December 29, 2024
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Cult

Band. Once you join, your life is forever changed, and there is no going back.
Person 1: What's a cult?
Drum Major: Band
Person 1: What?
Drum Major: Let me show you *dramatically opens band room door*
Band: *Standing in a circle around a Flute and a Trumpet cutting a color guard's heart out with a drum stick*
Person 1: *shit their pants*
by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019
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Cult dien

I belong to the new era , I belong to Cult dien
by Anonim god October 1, 2022
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gay will minion cult

Gay will minion cult is a group that was created on march 25th of 2020, also known as gwmc.
person 1: hey gay will minion cult member
person 2: hi
by pluto69420 June 22, 2021
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Cult Fodder

A person who is extremely susceptible to joining a cult due to their naivety and traumatic past.
Did you hear Sally is a Scientologist now? She was always a little ditzy and her dad was an alcoholic or something, total cult fodder.
by catsooop February 20, 2017
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The cult of persua

Is a group of interest to the Scp Foundation that believe in chaos and gnostic magic and believes all scps should free and satanism is the master of everything they have a neutral friend ship with serpent's hand and hostile to goc/GRU/uiu
SCP o9a group aka The cult of persua.
by KOASRDND December 4, 2025
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