Bread Pets

When bread turns moldy it becomes a Bread Pet.

My parents had many Bread Pets on top of the fridge.

by zizithecat August 18, 2019

Soft Bread

These people are appear tough and "crusty" on the outside, but are actually soft on the inside. They are typically pushovers in debates and conflict.

Too bad our boss Jason is such soft bread. If we had a real leader, we'd be done this project already.

by Well_Servicing June 13, 2018

All the breads

A term used to describe all of a particular type of thing

'That supermaket has all the breads'
'They've got it all - all the breads'

by Mr Woo December 24, 2008

bread sniffer

Someone who sniffs cocaine because cocaine = money

Jimmy is a bread sniffer

by dickandballs69420 March 20, 2022

bannanabis bread

bannana bread with the dankest of buds.

"Ian's bannanabis bread gets me retarded."

by faded fayD April 25, 2009

Bread cancer

Bread cancer. Save the bread. The severity of women losing their bread.

Person 1: "My mother has bread cancer."
Person 2: "I'm so sorry for your loss."
Person 1: "This explains why I haven't ever had bread."

by Reed :) March 29, 2022

Bread loaf

When you clog the toilet by taking a shit the size and consistency of a bread loaf

“Hey man call a Plummer I just took a bread loaf in the bathroom”

by Shiter69420 May 30, 2021