Suicide Shit

As you begin your travel to the closest bathroom because you have to take a shit, start pushing to see if you can shit in the toilet before you shit your pants.

Guy 1: Hey bro, wanna hang out tonight?

Guy 2: Aw shit man, I can't. I failed the suicide shit and I fucking shitted my pants!

by I'm not Bob June 14, 2019

Suicidal Mary

A specific combination of fountain drinks from a fast food restaurant that entails 2 parts Coke, 3 parts orange Fanta, 1 part Dr. Pepper, 1 1/2 parts Sprite, and two dashes of that Hi-C juice that’s always there (possibly lemonade if one is at a Chic-Fil-A or Raising Canes)

“Hey man I’m going to get a refill. You want one?”
“Yeah sure, can I get a Suicidal Mary?”

by KingOfTheShortBus January 29, 2023

Suicidal Cheerios

A new street drug commonly found in central Massachusetts. Similar to acid, also known as LSD. People go through stages of hallucinations called the 'cereal steps'. Similar to Molly in the way that it's made but less harmful because of the chemicals used. Some people suffer from bad trips.

Hey man did you go to the party last week went Brittany went ape-shit cause she had too many suicidal Cheerios?

Nah but I heard it was lit

by TalentED568 March 15, 2016

Fetal Suicide

When a fetus is just with life before they're even born

I wish I committed fetal suicide before I was brought into this horror.

by hungarydude May 21, 2018

legal suicide

When a lawyer or a legal group make a decision that make no sense legally and they are going to be crushed hard in court

Joe had permit for is service dog to be in a restaurant he got kicked out and the legal rep of the restaurant chain said he don't accept the state permit the legal rep just. Committed a legal suicide he's gonna be. Butchered in court wt a dumb ass

by Joe the pro January 28, 2017

Suicide line

A line of coke, ket and md all In one.

Fuck damo just did a “suicide line” man he’s twisted

by itsRogseybra July 11, 2019

Romantic Suicide

The act of willfully falling for someone to the extent all other interests pale in comparison. When you fall for someone and no longer wish to go after anyone else.

(This is in no way meant to romanticize suicide if you or someone you know is experiencing suicidal thoughts or are at risk please reach out and help them or yourself get access to appropriate services.)

"I think you've effectively committed Romantic Suicide"
"How you feel would be Romantic Suicide"

by Hopelesslysurviving November 27, 2022