straight men 

A Disgusting creature that has not yet been figured out, yet everybody hates their d*mbasses. We should stay far away from them and contain them in cages. They are very nasty and dangerous!

"Ew is that a straight man!?!?" "A straight man? OH MY GOD!" "I hate straight men so much!"

straight men by celestialdemonz September 17, 2020

straight edger 

1. A person who does not drink, smoke, abuse drugs of any kind, or have meaningless sex (read: the majority of people, most of whom do not define themselves by the fact that they do not partake in any of the aforementioned activities. But hey... you'll have maniac fringe in any group).

2. Trendy fucks who drop the ideology after about two months.

3. Militant dipshits who are too goddamn ignorant to see that the only thing that separates them from Conservative politicians is the suit and tie.

1. No thanks, man; I don't smoke. I'll wait inside until you're done with that cigarette.

2. I AM A STRAIGHT EDGER. XxXxXxXSTR8XEDGEX4XLIFEXxXxXxX

3. I feel that it is my duty to 1)legislate morality and 2)equate immorality with my own personal view of what society should not do. XBRING BACK PROHIBITIONX. KILL YOUR LOCAL DRUG DEALER XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX NO DRUGS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER. But really, it's what's best for the world.

straight edger by SxXxXXXxXxXxXXXxXxXXxxXxxXxE June 11, 2006

straight sex 

1.fucking or having vaginal sex (no anal no ATM MTP or DVD in p u s s y)

back in the middle ages according to religious decree it was considered sinfull to have sex any other way, (now this should be put back into practice except for oral that isnt as disturbing as some of the other shit thats been coming out now-a-days)

straight sex by MK March 21, 2005

Straight month 

The official straight month is the whole September if lgbtq can have its month so can we!

SMS-straight month september

Straight month by TevzV June 9, 2021

Straight pride month 

The equivalent to “if they can have it, why can’t I?”

In a southern accent “Hey Reid, you ready to go to straight pride month?”

Straight pride month by Kazuichi souda kinnie January 29, 2021

Straight up G 

A Man who does whatever he wants and gets the ladies

Girl 1:You know that guy Daniel Horn.
Girl 2:Is that the guy gets all those girls?
Girl 1:Yeah He's a Straight up G!

Straight up G by dbaggin tbagger September 26, 2009

straight edge 

People of all ages, not just kids or adults, who have chosen to not poison they're bodies for fun, or for anyreason, it's basic rules are No drugs, no Alcohol, and no Sex with out feelings for the other person, it is not a fad, or a way to fit in, it is a life style, usually one picked from having a traumatizing experience with drugs, like Abusive parents. Not all straight edgers use violence to show their beliefs, thos who do are refered to as Hardliners, and are Looked down upon even by most Straight Edger, for giving them a bad name.

I dont poison my body, i am straight edge, im not an abusive jerk and am not trying to preach anything, i definatly dont think im better than anyone.

straight edge by Mirk The sXe Jerk November 30, 2003