Twank-steak

A term for the vagina, in the context of oral sex with one of the highest qualities of purity, cleanliness and superb taste. The type of vagina that one would perform oral sex with the same way one would enjoy the world's finest prime rib, which is the reason for steak being included. Twank = vagina. Steak = grade A prime rib.

I can hardly wait arriving at my girlfriend's place after work. She promised me a triple serving of Twank-steak this evening!

by Shabda Preceptor September 2, 2016

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steak sabre

The phallic, meaty, sexy surplus piece of meat which hangs from just below his torso and used to administer baby batter to a host. Also scientifically known as a penis, dick, todger, willy, pecker. The term steak sabre tends to be reserved for penises with generously wide shafts, hefty circumferences, and stunning lengths. A weapon truly designed and built from the ground up, for sex.

"Cripes John, did you clock the todger on Darnell yesterday in the locker room?"
"Todger?! It was a weapon of mass production mate, that's a genuine, certified steak sabre!"

by Spunkmeister Joe October 6, 2013

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Virginia steak

When a person with a penis decides to put there penis inside a grill thus cooking it and then when done chopping it off and eating it

person 1 " did you hear my friend did Virginia steak "

person 2 " what level of boredom is that"

by some dumb shit October 4, 2025

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NY Steak Game

A large, rare, 12oz New York Strip Steak has a small hole cut in the middle of it. The steak is then slid down a man's erect penis. A woman must put the penis in her mouth and eat the entire steak without taking the penis out of her mouth.

Wow, you look like you like to play the NY Steak Game.

by The Anonymous Homer May 16, 2019

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