when your mouth has heavy sticky saliva accumulated. result from excess oxygen intake (running) and gatoraid
by gatorsnatch May 27, 2011
On her knees between his legs, Jasmine longed to charm his spitting cobra of love.
Aware she was just past tipsy, Brad teasingly propositioned Isabela to enjoy his spitting cobra of love.
Aware she was just past tipsy, Brad teasingly propositioned Isabela to enjoy his spitting cobra of love.
by Joy Lovewell July 27, 2010
- So I pulled that hot girl last night
- Nice! how did it go?
- Good, took her back to mine
- Spit, spunk or a finger?
- Nice! how did it go?
- Good, took her back to mine
- Spit, spunk or a finger?
by Thomulas July 22, 2009
A review process whereby the proofreader believes a particular piece of work product is so terrible that it would be an improvement to:
1) Print out document/presentation
2) Pull down trousers
3) Squat over said document/presentation
4) Proceed to excrete on document
5) Return to author covered in human excrement
1) Print out document/presentation
2) Pull down trousers
3) Squat over said document/presentation
4) Proceed to excrete on document
5) Return to author covered in human excrement
That PowerPoint Presentation was so horrible that I printed it out and gave it a Brown Spit-Shine.
Upon reviewing the first draft of Jim's presentation, I had no choice but to Brown Spit-Shine it. Jim's on holiday so his desk is going to smell upon his return.
I know the first iteration wasn't my best work by it didn't deserve to be literally shat upon with a Brown Spit-Shine.
Upon reviewing the first draft of Jim's presentation, I had no choice but to Brown Spit-Shine it. Jim's on holiday so his desk is going to smell upon his return.
I know the first iteration wasn't my best work by it didn't deserve to be literally shat upon with a Brown Spit-Shine.
by Arnie P October 16, 2011
Sarah: Chew each bite 32 times!
Jeff: It's quinoa. You don't need to chew.
Sarah: Yes you do. *chews quinoa 32 times, spits it out* It looks exactly the same.
Frank: You're really spitting out the quinoa.
Jeff: It's quinoa. You don't need to chew.
Sarah: Yes you do. *chews quinoa 32 times, spits it out* It looks exactly the same.
Frank: You're really spitting out the quinoa.
by GirlNamedSandoz August 30, 2022
An expletive often used in its abbreviated form, S.O.M.C. Used when you are flustered with someone and need to yell something derogatory.
Lance: The Bee movie is better than Toy Story.
Chris: Spit on my clit lance! Your opinion is invalid.
Chris: Spit on my clit lance! Your opinion is invalid.
by Me. Meme machine December 14, 2016
When a southern guy with a dip in is having sex with a woman and he uses his dip spit as lubrication.
by AlabamaSpit April 27, 2022