by jaxysonoon March 22, 2020
Get the Simp (Simp)mug. A simp is a fool on some weak ass shit wit da hoes. This man opens doors for women, and then cums in his jeans when they say “thank you”.
“The other day I saw my simp ass nigga Brian simultaneously shit and fucking cum in his pants while opening the door for a hoe.”
by sirnigga February 3, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Treating the one you love right and making sure they are loved and care for correctly and putting as much effort into them as possible
Mike: You see that guy over there? He spent he whole weekend with his girl and writes her paragraphs all the time and buys her flowers and does a ton of stuff for her!
Carson: What a simp.
Mike: Its not a bad thing? He's treating his girl as he should.
Carson: What a simp.
Mike: Its not a bad thing? He's treating his girl as he should.
by Forever it 8 August 6, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by encolpius February 25, 2020
Get the Simpmug. incels evolved and developed a new word to describe the jealously they feel upon seeing a Gentleman in a any form of relation with a woman.
My God. My jealously has reached the point where I must call all men in relationships simp.
What would Jesus do?
I think I'll go stalk my crush's Facebook page and attach a GPS tracker to her car.
What would Jesus do?
I think I'll go stalk my crush's Facebook page and attach a GPS tracker to her car.
by Feminist Balrog December 28, 2019
Get the Simpmug. Person 1: Davis is such a simp for choosing molly over the boys!
Person 2: I know brow, such a simp.
Person 2: I know brow, such a simp.
by SwagMasta42069 April 27, 2020
Get the Simpmug. It's you, you're the definition of the word simp. You are the biggest simp known to man, do not deny it you know it is true.
You cannot escape your pain
You will find a cute egirl and give her 3/4 of your monthly salary just so she can say your username.
deep down you know she doesnt care if you die today, she doesnt care if your family dies, you could be shot, you could get hit by a car and she wouldnt care. she doesnt care about you just your money,
you know this yet you still give her your money?
why? Because you are a simp.
You cannot escape your pain
You will find a cute egirl and give her 3/4 of your monthly salary just so she can say your username.
deep down you know she doesnt care if you die today, she doesnt care if your family dies, you could be shot, you could get hit by a car and she wouldnt care. she doesnt care about you just your money,
you know this yet you still give her your money?
why? Because you are a simp.
egirl6942: OMG thank you big_hot_spunk_hunk for the 300$ dollar donation!!
big_hot_spunk_hunk: happy simp noises
big_hot_spunk_hunk: happy simp noises
by chill#7187 July 6, 2020
Get the simpmug.