Unshaven Shrimp Hole

A poorly maintained, likely has an odor, unwashed snatch. Used as a slanderous term against another man in an internet fight.

Watch out, or else I'll be coming for your girls Unshaven Shrimp Hole.

by Loselfuego February 24, 2022

Tiger Shrimp

This is when your significant other , who is a male, is cheating on you. He can't keep his hard on and it begins to feel and look like a jumbo shrimp. It is also a reference to the cheater, Tiger Woods. Wood being your lover's woody which is shrimp-like becuase he's sleeping with someone else.

Friend: "My man can't keep it up these last few months."
BFF - "uh, Oh .....hope he's not with someone else, no one likes a Tiger Shrimp".

by australian-reptile July 19, 2010

shrimped up

When your posture is so awful that your default pose looks like that of a shrimp.

My back has been killing me recently because I’m so shrimped up in my chair.

by Awesomator77 May 14, 2024

Shrimp Bitch

a Bilal fuugi kamara

Why are you are you such a shrimp bitch

by ODottt June 2, 2022

Jumbo Shrimp

Used for silencing goofy people by shoving a pair up their nostrils. Can be tipped with hot sauce to potentially clear the sinuses and provide a smoking buzz.

Colin: "Yoo you guys want some Chocolate Pudding Lemon Nerds?"
Chris: "Yo Nick, get the fucking Jumbo Shrimp. This dude Colin needs to be silenced now."
Nick: "You want the hot sauce too?"
Chris: " Yeah this dude definitely needs it."

by SirGrammarNazii February 10, 2021

Shrimp Cocktail

The best dream you’ve ever had, a dream that you don’t want to wake up from, you probably didn’t think you can get aroused by food until you’ve had this dream. It’s usually a fantasy of yourself in a toga being fed either shrimp cocktail or the finger foods of your choosing by some hot Vietnamese ladyboys. If you’re abruptly woken up you will probably scream out SHRIMP COCKTAIL hopefully you aren’t sitting at a table because you will be so rock hard you are likely to flip that table.

I was having my favorite shrimp cocktail dream last week during my lunch break, I wanted more than anything to go back after being abruptly awoken, I only got to eat one shrimp and one mozz stick in the dream 😩

by Southshorescammer July 14, 2025

The Shrimp Eye

When you eat so much shrimp, your eyes turn pink.

"Why isn't Will at work?" "He called out with The Shrimp Eye . You know, from that all you can eat shrimp buffet at Jake's? His eyes look like a flamingo's ass."

by FriskyWhiskey June 10, 2018