shit kebab

What results when the park clean-up guy impales mounds of dog shit with his pointed stick.

That's one big shit kebab; I'd hate to be the one to clean it off.

by blankenship1 May 19, 2010

Shit's Deep

Phrase used to simply describe something mind-blowing or deeply philosophical in nature. Often said when too lazy to reply in an equally sophisticated or intellectual manner.

Girl: "Have you ever thought that perhaps the Universe created intellectual beings so it is able to understand itself?"

Guy: "I can't say that I have."

Girl: "It's quite mind-bending."

Guy: "Shit's deep."

by TheUrbanProfessor November 18, 2011

stress shit

When you are stressed over anything important and your body decides now is the perfect time for you to need to take a shit.

Before every test Billy has to take a stress shit before he leaves his house.

by Mike Oxdragon August 19, 2013

goon shit

The act of doing things against the law that are funny

Did you see all the goon shit Scott is doing?

by Joker Stroker September 24, 2016

Shit their hole full

1. When somebody has taken advantage of your good nature for the last time.

2. When somebody has repeatedly taken the piss, disrespected or insulted you, or somebody close to you, to the point that you no longer wish to associate with them.

Doreen: "How come you don't speak to them anymore?"

Margery: "Fuck them, they've shit their hole full."

by the pious bird of good omen February 25, 2017

oh shit a rat

the most godly meme out there, if you see a cup you can be like "oh shit a cup" then put your hand in your pant and jump side to side

"Oh shit my dad" that is a example on what you can say

oh shit a rat!

by P0RKYZZ June 21, 2019

Shit me up

Scared me

"Man, don't jump out like that, you proper shit me up!"

by ArchATE June 23, 2019