Rubber Bones

When you feel so tired or relaxed that your bones feel like rubber/jello, and all you can do is just wiggle (kinda like those balloon guys at the front of a car dealership)

Guy One: Hey man, why tf you wiggling like that?
Guy Two: Oh sorry, I got Rubber Bones

by MeatGrease September 05, 2021

Shedding Rubber

Definition 1: Cutting up the dance floor; grooving to the music; feeling the rhythm

Definition 2: watching your shoes disintegrate before your own eyes

Holy boobies Batman, did you see the way that Rob was shedding rubber on the dance floor tonight? He could put John Travolta to shame.

by Mr. Truth & Company March 03, 2024

moist rubber vulva

A phrase used to signify that one is being kidnapped or held hostage so as to safely alert others without putting oneself in greater danger.

When my husband called to ask if I needed anything from the store on his way home, I calmly replied, “milk, bread, 2 onions and moist rubber vulva” white maintaining eye contact with the gunman. The police arrived shortly thereafter.

by Peppercorn Medley November 10, 2020

Rubber Trumpet

When someone's arsehole is noisy, not smelly, and with a good tune.

Did ya hear that Rubber Trumpet?

by Ruthless Collector October 22, 2023

rubber casserole

When a significant other puts fecal matter inside of a condom and you apply it on your penis and then have sex with them

Did you do a rubber casserole last night?

by IdleMaverick September 17, 2022

rubber stick

A rubber stick is a slang word for "putting a rubber on before you engage in sexual intercourse"

Diana: C'mon babe, just put your rubber stick inside of me.

by Sugary Goodness February 01, 2016

Rubber Mallet

Hammer like object with a rubber head. Handle is normally constructed from wood or synthetic material. Commonly used in the oil field by less intelligent people.

Look at the annoying idiot over there beating the side of his trailer with a rubber mallet.

by OFTKW March 04, 2019