Rubber Band

“Rubber band” or “rubber banding”

A sex position in which the male folds their cock in two and holds it together with a rubber band to provide dexterity and girth after suffering from gin dick.

him: “fuck sakes babe. I’ve drunk too much gin. I can’t get it up”

her: “fuck it. just rubber band me for 10 and let’s call it a night”

by biggoon July 4, 2022

Rubber Buttin'

When you see a girl passing by and her booty bounces up and down like a rubber ball.

"Damn, did you see Jenny running by? She's totally rubber buttin'."

by $baller$ August 10, 2017

rubber donkey

When you put a condom on a donkey then you fuck it

Elle really wanted to rubber donkey on Christmas Eve

by Bigdirtyhairysancez666 October 22, 2015

Rubber Bobbers

Rubber Bobbers. Unreasonably large but pert boobs. Like buoys “bobbing on the water.

“Look at the Rubber Bobbers on that”.

by OMP August 25, 2022

Rock Rubber

A rock rubber is one who likes to rock climb. Originates from when a climber falls and hits the rocks on the way down.

“He is here every weekend and can’t seem to stay on the wall”
“Imma call him a rock rubber.

by Grell June 20, 2024

Rubber Bullet

Sex move where you shoot your load so hard the condom pops off, usually the rubber hitting your other; hence a bullet.

"Sex was so boring last night I decided to give my bitch a rubber bullet"

by UrbanElf April 1, 2025

Rubber Walrus Protectors

A slang used by horny zoophile rapists to refer to condoms.

Mr. Horse: So, rubber nipples, huh?
*Thonking*
Mr. Horse: No, Sir, i don't think i have any use for rubber nipples!
*realization*
Mr. Horse: But, i'll tell you what, though...
Mr. Horse: Do you have any rubber walrus protectors?
*pulls out an abducted walrus he has been keeping as a sex slave, whilst grabbing on his tuft of hair and swinging it across like a bell*
Walrus: call the poleeeeeeece.....

by the German Horse Worder August 16, 2024