Gay rod

A white male that has a permed mullet and gets off on cars.

James is walking around like a gay rod and loving it.

by El Gordo Loco May 28, 2021

north american lightning rod

go to an open field and strip yourself naked. lay in the grass and wait until your penis gets hard. then you place a piece of metal on/near your balls ( have your nuts at least touching the metal) when a thunderstorm comes be prepared

dude, wanna go to the school's field and get a north american lightning rod?

by CmTx P33p3RM4N June 13, 2009

Did a Rod

Placing food into a cooking appliance and waiting for it to cook but forgetting to turn it on.

Person 1 checked on the arancini balls he placed in the pizza oven earlier this evening to discover he had forgotten to turn the oven on and they were still frozen. His friends laughed and said “Good one mate, You did a Rod”!!!

by Figtree Boozers December 11, 2023

Daytona curtain rod

It’s where you shit in a condom tie the end in a knot and you have intercourse with the woman you’re with

Hey this nasty freak wanted me to give her a Daytona curtain rod last night

by Jtaylor85 March 7, 2021

Wad-rod

A dick.

"Holy shit bitch, fuggin look you pussy! Check out the cock dock on that cunt. Totally going to introduce her to my wad-rod asap!"

by Wowko November 19, 2019

measuring rod

Einstein was known for his thought experiments with measuring rods when explaining relativity.

1 - A tool used to physically measure lengths and survey areas of various sizes.
2 - Einstein's dick.

"The rigid measuring rod is thus shorter when in motion than when at rest, and the more quickly it is moving, the shorter is the rod."

"And how big is your new TV Herr Einstein?
About 4 and half measuring rods."

by FriendlyHacker July 27, 2015

A-Rod

In a team golf match, when a player makes a meaningless long putt after the hole has already been decided. Like Alex Rodriguez padding his stats by hitting an 8th inning home run when his team is down 10-2.

What, no love after I sunk that 12-footer?
Thats an A-Rod, good for nothing

by Hondo99 December 11, 2023