pocket pussies

in texas hold'em, getting dealt two queens as your hand

My pocket pussies were such a good hand that I won the pot.

by K-Hansen December 14, 2008

pockmarked

1 : a mark, pit, or depressed scar caused by smallpox, chickenpox, acne, or another skin-marring incident

2 : any imperfection or depression like a pockmark

3 : when a lot of something pops up and blemishes something

1 after my chickenpox, i was pockmarked here and there (where the blisters had popped)

2 dropping that anvil left a pockmark on the ground ; the moon is pockmarked with craters

3 the city is now pockmarked with expensive coffee chains like starbucks ; geo. w. bush's presidency is pockmarked with idiocy

by MacDoxy February 26, 2009

Pocket Dimension

A separate dimension where things mysteriously go when lost, they are trapped with the many pens and pencils among other things we do not speak of :)

Man 1: yo i guess my binder went to the pocket dimension cause it has disappeared.
Man 2: Aw man I'm sorry, but you won't get it back from the pocket dimension.

by Peanutbuttersquirel June 3, 2018

running pockets

pickpocketing

I member bein in high skool where niggaz used to run the freshman's pockets.

by DarkNova December 12, 2001

gangster pocket

A prisoners asshole, where he/she stores their weapons or drugs before entering prison

Yo gangsta, go squeeze out my meth out yo gangster pocket before your booty juice leaks in it

by Anthony Sargenitals April 7, 2008

Alabamha Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a Vagina then continuing to have sex with it,

Good Evening Dear, Work was tough, fancy an Alabamha Hot Pocket?

by Lobonfiend April 22, 2009

pocket fox

There are threes types of pocket foxes:
1) the fox that only lived for 15 minutes in the 16th century, the insides of it's pockets are the strongest aphrodisiac on earth.
2) the one currently living is small, white, and has glowing blue eyes. It has pockets on it's sides. They have tons of fleas, but you will usually not notice because of the third type of pocket fox.
3) the hampster-shaped creatures that live inside of the second type of pocket foxes pockets. They are also called pocket foxes because people used to think that they were the offspring of the second type of pocket fox. In exchange for getting to live inside of the pocket fox's pockets it eats it's fleas, which also gets it an easy meal.

1) Mr. Burns was able to have sex after taking the pocket fox's aphrodisiac
2) The pocket fox is the coolest animal ever!
3) This pocket fox lives in the other pockets fox's pockets!

by Dirty Shoes March 10, 2004