pudden head

A person with a low IQ.

Paul is such a pudden head

by kcg11 November 15, 2016

Paddington bear

When you tell someone you like something once and they then go on to shower you in gifts of that theme for the rest of your life until you die and thereafter

I love frogs but they became my Paddington bear and I haven't had a none frog themed present in a decade

by Fayceache September 20, 2022

Comment padding

When a person engages in commenting on their own Facebook status for the sole purpose of padding the "Comment" tally.

Mario was totally comment padding on Facebook yesterday after nobody thought his status was as clever as he thought it was.

by eightiesrule January 15, 2011

piddle-padding

The act of rubbing your dick on everything.

"Ozzy was piddle-padding all around your bed and I just wanna know if he's been washed because I don't wanna get AIDs"
"What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair??"
"RollAIDS"
hahahaha

by ChinChilla Cilla April 25, 2011

Joe Puddick

A Bi-sexual in denial, someone who shags a lot of girls to hide his true sexuality and nature.

Uses slang words deprived from America such as 'U dan no', 'Poonani' and 'Bare'

Joe Puddick: I got with 3 girls in one week U dan no
Random person: But I know your Bi-sexual Joe Puddick, you pretend to like that poonani

Joe Puddick: 'I am Bare hungry'

by Bare Poonani lover March 27, 2013

Brillo Padding

The act of rubbing your afro on another person with the intent of tickling/ annoying them.

"My boyfriend was brillo padding me and it tickled so much that I cried"

by shmoo_kitty October 4, 2013

jello puding pop

Bill Cosby's favorite. A Popsicle made of puding

Bill Cosby gave a jello puding pop to the girl he just raped.

by Fez queerscopz December 27, 2015