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Jock

Jocks are just no good people who date cheerleaders and have fun in beating people up. When they grow up they end up playing video games in their childhood basement.
The jock is a bully.
by Jock hater13 October 23, 2018
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jock

y'all saying jocks have no brain or are arrogant. tf bro have you ever met some SPORTY guy whose sports ethics are VALID yet he wants to have fun at parties? y'all influenced by stereotypes need to STOP.

that's it. a jock is an athletic, social, party animal guy.

the bastard is called BASTARD, not jock, and that's it lmao
jock is playing with his friends
a: oh. they're like, so good at sports.
b: yeah, they surely are jocks.
by apoollo January 9, 2019
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Jock hopster

Noun: A girl who systematically moves from guy to guy within a particular group or click when she is dissed or dumped by whom ever she is currently persuing within that group.
Dude, have you heard that Joey is dating the jock hopster? That girl has tried to hook up with all of us, man she's a jock hopster!
by Houston JC July 8, 2009
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Cellular Jocking

The act of hating or disrespecting the people around you by means of calling or texting on a cellular device

An act that causes the loss of a great magnitude of swagger

An action that is only prevented with good friends or a really hot babe, may cause loss of friends aswell

Actions that have been reported worse than Cock Blocking

Sentence
Shayne didn't enjoy party because he was cellular jocking the whole time.
by Matt a Victim March 30, 2010
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Cock jocks

Alternative term for speedos or budgy smugglers, particularly in Western Australia.
Wow, Simon really fills those cock jocks.
by rb1190 May 22, 2023
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jock rock

Overly obnoxious and overly produced dad rock that lives and breathes toxic masculinity. (i.e. Journey and Aerosmith)
I'm glad Nirvana came around to put an end to jock rock.
by Ben Recob December 30, 2023
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Glitter Jock

A jock, usually a twunk (can also be a twink), who's obviously gay or at least bisexual, but is so in the closet he doesn't know where the door is. He also usually (but not always) owns a Loungefly backpack and shops at Spencer's frequently.
Brunson: Who's backpack is this? Is that.. Loungefly?
Tyson: Oh yeah that's probably Jacques', he's one of those glitter jocks.
Brunson: Oh that's based af
by Yeplol October 19, 2025
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