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jizz mac

A juicy combination burger from McDonald's.
Remove the bottom bun of a cheeseburger deluxe and then put it on top of a crispy chicken sandwich with lots of mayonnaise.
by lgenorr November 3, 2017
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Jizz Pot

The container used to cum in when donating sperm
I went and filled a jizz pot today to get some extra cash
by Ryano94 July 19, 2010
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Jizzed Up

The event in which one has a gargantuan erection of the penis; a mega boner
"John was so jizzed up his penis was twice the size it had been before and solid as a rock!"
by randomthingamajigs June 25, 2022
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Bucks Jizz

The act of falatio whilst indulging in champagne.
Hey babe fancy a "bucks jizz"
by paulandandy June 12, 2010
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Jizz Jumping

The awkward act every hetero female is familiar with: cupping their genital area and waddling to the bathroom for clean up post coitus.
I recorded my ex girlfriend jizz jumping and sent it to everyone on her company mail list after we broke up.
by Milopie Sneezypee August 22, 2016
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Jizz Chisel

(Noun): Penis, slang for the male sex organ. See also ham candle, and/or beef bayonet and/or skin chime.
"Dude! She's definitely into you...maybe you should hit her with the old jizz chisel..."
by Throbinwilliams May 9, 2019
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jizz shooter

someone who masterbates more than 5 times a day
god my semi friend is such a jizz shooter
by #batman69 August 15, 2017
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