An extremely potent strain of Marijuana. "Santas Jizz" name was given to the strain because of its excessive white THC crystals. This new sativa cross breed between the infamous "pot of gold" and "sour diesel" is considered top of the line weed to the experianced stoner.
Jay: Hey man you got some of that santas jizz?
Bob: Fuck yea, and a bong.
Jay: Alright!!! Road trip to mars!
Bob: Fuck yea, and a bong.
Jay: Alright!!! Road trip to mars!
by 420coloradoherbin' November 25, 2011
Get the Santas Jizzmug. When you wake up with morning wood and your girl won’t take care of you before getting ready so you angrily jerkoff into the sock she’s about to put on without her seeing so she gets a wet warm jizz surprise
Babygirl would bang me this morning so I gave her a jizz stocking while she was in the bathroom. Got her!
by TKwalnuts69 December 13, 2017
Get the jizz stockingmug. by Ryano94 July 19, 2010
Get the Jizz Potmug. NOUN
Contests involving teenage boys and young men in all male settings (prison, military) where ranking is determined by who ejaculates the furthest.
Contests involving teenage boys and young men in all male settings (prison, military) where ranking is determined by who ejaculates the furthest.
They call him "Straight Shooter" 'cuz he always gits it up and shoots it furthest in the jizz gaymz.
by Urbane Myth May 2, 2012
Get the jizz gaymzmug. (Noun): Penis, slang for the male sex organ. See also ham candle, and/or beef bayonet and/or skin chime.
by Throbinwilliams May 9, 2019
Get the Jizz Chiselmug. by #batman69 August 15, 2017
Get the jizz shootermug. This is much like Jizz but it is not quite. It has a jelitan like consistancy and if you blew it toward a wall from the errect penis it may very well bounce back.
Damn man, I flubber jizzed in my bathroom the other night, it bounced off the wall and went threw the window.
by Dude who kows things February 25, 2012
Get the Flubber Jizzmug.