Steak Sandwiches with my Dad

When someone gives a shitty excuse as for why he can't attend an event. The adult equivalent of "my dog ate my homework", transparent.

I can't raid tonight, I have to go eat steak sandwiches with my dad.

by Noiryx March 3, 2018

Philly Sleaze Steak

Someone from Philadelphia or the surrounding area whose vagina resembles a loose meat Philly sub sandwich

Her vagine ain’t clean and looks like a Philly sleaze steak

by MaryTurderQueenofFarts June 30, 2023

Steak

egg

steak is eg

by U th ly December 7, 2023

kinda steak

When it's as sick as steak

I jevied the shit outta that test, it was kinda steak.

by kindaseak69 March 27, 2016

fuck ur steak

have sex with the sexiest thickest girl EVER

go fuck ur steak dude she is horny
i will bro

by julifuckingjoybitches July 22, 2017

Proof-of-Steak

A bit of word play poking fun at proof-of-stake, popularized by photographs of ribeye, porterhouse, and other steaks.

Presenting my proof-of-steak: A 20oz, pan-seared, flank steak.

by Maskoficarus August 19, 2017

Pocket Steak

A man who was so hungry stole a steak during dinner wrapped it up in paper towel and put it in his suit inside pocket and then munched on it during chapel

Pocket steak could strike again at any time. Watch out for your meats or else he’ll slurp them up

by KKfrycook February 22, 2022