ming-serve

An oral news service where someone publicizes the shitty details and news of all of his friends to all of his other friends.

Person 1: "Did you hear that Sam's girlfriend dumped him?"
Person 2: "I got the ming-serve. Of course I heard it."

by karpis March 11, 2014

minge binger

Someone who eats their way through an army of pussaaaay.

Damn, Johnny goes through his female possy like a minge binger!

by shaggadelicbabyyeah May 12, 2014

woffty minge

Stinky Vagina

The stripper had a Woffty Minge

by ChrispyChris July 10, 2014

minge crate

annoying laptop

this minge crate isn't letting me scroll through my instagram pics with the ease i expect

by rusty_pipework November 11, 2013

minge balls

Droopy fanny flaps that resemble saggy balls

Girl: I walked in the bathroom and she was bent over shaving what looked like saggy balls!
Other Girl: she has minge balls!!

by GurkinHead December 6, 2013

sneaky minge

a character who lacks morals, or will do anything to get his/her way. This phrase commonly pertaining to certain persons with names starting in the "A" group of English vowel sounds.

Aemonn is a sneaky minge.

by karawut January 26, 2015

minge milk

The juices that come out of a big sweaty minge.

I don't want no cows milk on my cornflakes! I want your moms juicy minge milk!

by Darraghdaly May 5, 2015