A synonym for John Henry’s team, the Boston Red Sox, used to illustrate their uneventful and disappointing seasons.
“Did you go to the Red Sox game last weekend?” “Fuck no, why would I pay for overpriced tickets to watch a mid game?”
by Fire Burst September 24, 2024
Get the Mid mug.A washed music artist who farms boyfriends so she can release mediocre, generic pop music that (predominantly) white girls and gay men will drink up like it's the greatest music to ever be released.
She is incredibly notorious for farming her "eras" for her cult meetings (known as the Eras tour), despite not having any musical growth since she switched from pseudo-country to pop. Also notorious for he cult-like fans, the "swifties," who have become infamous for acting violently towards anyone (such as Dave Grohl and his family) who doesn't blindly follow her and refusing to listen to actual music genres (such as rock or metal). She also engages in "blocking," the act of releasing remixes and other versions of her music so she can bot the charts and stop other female artists from hitting the top of the charts. A notable example of this is her album, The Tortured Poets Department, where she released multiple versions of the album through different formats and various versions of the songs which resulted in artists like Charli XCX and Billie Eilish having their respective albums blocked from charting well.
She is currently dating KC Chiefs international tight-end fraud Travis Kelce, who farms in the NFL more than she farms her eras. Will probably break up with him soon so she can release another album.
She is incredibly notorious for farming her "eras" for her cult meetings (known as the Eras tour), despite not having any musical growth since she switched from pseudo-country to pop. Also notorious for he cult-like fans, the "swifties," who have become infamous for acting violently towards anyone (such as Dave Grohl and his family) who doesn't blindly follow her and refusing to listen to actual music genres (such as rock or metal). She also engages in "blocking," the act of releasing remixes and other versions of her music so she can bot the charts and stop other female artists from hitting the top of the charts. A notable example of this is her album, The Tortured Poets Department, where she released multiple versions of the album through different formats and various versions of the songs which resulted in artists like Charli XCX and Billie Eilish having their respective albums blocked from charting well.
She is currently dating KC Chiefs international tight-end fraud Travis Kelce, who farms in the NFL more than she farms her eras. Will probably break up with him soon so she can release another album.
by realistpenduhater October 5, 2024
Get the Taylor Mid mug.When something is so horrendously mid that literally nothing could ever be worse than it; basically the equivalent to utter garbage.
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by Cool psyeudonym November 1, 2024
Get the Peak Midness mug.Member of a community particularly in a 12-step fellowship who has been around 5-10 years. Understands some modern lingo but lacks in understanding of some of the more popular slang.
Newcomer: yo I just popped a bean
Mid timer: oh you just took some ecstasy?
Newcomer: na bra, a xanny..man you're a mid timer
Mid timer: oh you just took some ecstasy?
Newcomer: na bra, a xanny..man you're a mid timer
by Jacobtanner November 23, 2024
Get the mid timer mug.Refers to a legendary battle which took place between Jan, 17th, 2025 to Jan, 19th, 2025, in which the Palestinian fatman lost tobthe polish twink which caused him to crash out on his friend's birthday. All for the measly reward of the most 5/10 woman with assests bigger than squirrel girl.
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