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Vegas Lip

1. n. - the condition by which your upper lip, having been subjected to the arid, air conditioned, cigarette infused air of Las Vegas, combined with excessive consumption of alcohol and/or other substances dehydrates to the consistency of a flaky, shriveled raisin.
Dude, I tried to make out with this chick in the club, but the both of us had such a bad case of Vegas Lip, it was like kissing sand.
by OphidianX November 14, 2011
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clam lip

when a heavier woman (almost alway young or pretending to still be young) wears her low rise pants to tight and her baby doll tee is way to short, the tummy flab that spills over the front of her pants and hangs out from under her tiny tee shirt. It looks like a clam lip hanging out. Its like muffin tops but the front view. Sometimes a woman can have a muffin top and a clam lip. or just a clam lip-no tops.

Men can have a Manclam, we have all seen it. its the opposite of plumber butt.
Harry: Oh shit, that girls clam lip is hanging out!

Sally: she even has her pearl out! (belly button is showing)
by skyagrey March 9, 2010
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Lip Balm

The most amazing sensation on your crusty lips.

- your local lip balm
person 1: ay yo, you got any lip balm

person 2: yeah, for your crusty ass lips
by Crusty ass lips December 17, 2019
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Grape lips

Shit it grape lips”
What does that mean?”
I don’t know
by treetree November 20, 2020
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Granny lip-it

When your girl has braces but you don't want your peter getting diced up. She uses her lips to cover both teeth and braces.
On a cold winter night, Beth and I were feeling really horny. However Beth is still a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top. Last time Beth gave me A1 slop top, my foreskin got caught in her braces causing me major pain and I bled. I had to punch her in the forehead to be set free. I told Beth to granny lip-it this time.
by Marcamango September 29, 2020
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lip slug

To grow a massive slug across your upper lip (moustache)
Dave decided he looked cool with his new slip slug - he wasn’t
by Crispyduck12 November 19, 2019
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Mallard Lips

To have the lips resemebling the bill of a Canadian Mallard duck (Anas platyrhynchos)
by alvin maker January 31, 2007
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